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[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 95 points 1 week ago (8 children)
  • Step 1: Be a kid given a cap gun as a toy
  • Step 2: Pull the trigger two or three times
  • Step 3: Go find a hammer
[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pop the whole roll at once.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Light it on fire.... or so a friend told me

[–] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I left mine on the carpet in my room. My mom came in to vacuum one day and thought it was just some scrap paper.

She was not amused by the 2 inch burnt mark it left on the carpet, or the shock it gave her.

[–] froh42@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ah reminds me. My dad did smoke. And as tobacco was taxed differently he had once used one of these small sliding machines to put tobacco into "empty" cigarettes, sold separately.

He had stopped using these and was back to store bought cigarettes when I found his cigarettes and the machine.

I carefully pulled out all the tobacco from one of his Camel filters, and put it back in with the sliding machine - adding the tiniest firecracker I had.

Few days later he was sooooo angry. And the angrier he was the more I had to laugh.

It did explode in his ashtray when he was concentrating at his desk.

Oh fuck, thats was over 40 years ago and I still have to laugh like a madman.

Remembering him fondly, even when he was mad as hell at me the worst that would happen was him shouting.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

I absolutely guarantee you he told that story to his friends with a huge smile.

[–] Zomg@piefed.world 18 points 1 week ago

We used the scrape them on the sidewalk with a rock

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[–] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 76 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I know what they are but I have never seen them in real life nor used them. I had these:

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wow, I remember having a revolver, it was loads of fun as a kid to actually have the shots go off. Probably infuriating to the adults, which may be why I rarely had any.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 10 points 1 week ago

The revolver I had constantly burned my hand. Whenever it hit the "bullet", sparks went straight towards my hand. Still, totally worth the pain.

[–] CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Naw, the adults were at home. We were outside. 

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[–] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago

I grew up with both, the paper ones were nice for “other” destructive purposes. And that you had a ton of shots on a roll.

The rings were nice because they always stayed in alignment. The paper ones would sometimes lose their pacing and the hammer would hit the spaces between the dots.

I remember seeing plastic 12 shot rings too.

[–] wuzzlewoggle@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Can I ask you when you were born? Because I remember using the paper strips when I was really young and then at some point they dissapeared and got replaced by those plastic rings. I was born in 94.

[–] Paper_Phrog@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I used both. Am from 93.

[–] sulgoth@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I can see why they went to the rings. You could do the whole strip with a thumbnail if you were a young idiot.

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[–] ScottThePoolBoy@lemmy.world 75 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A friend and I had the bright idea to hit a whole roll of those with a hammer. We also were smart enough to know that it should be on something hard, like a garage floor. We also knew that we didn't want anyone to see us. So, we made sure all the garage doors were good and shut. I swear, it literally blew his hair back, and my ears have been ringing ever since.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We did the same thing, but I was the smart dumbass who knew that's how you lose fingers, so I had us hide behind a board and drop a bowling ball into it. It cracked the fucking ball! My parents were livid

[–] moonburster@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

Thanks for doing my intrusive thoughts

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

See? Scotty doesn't know......about toy safety and hearing protection! This is why OSHA would be upset!

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 1 week ago

I had at least a few and they never fucking fired right like 95% of the time. The clack of the hammer was louder than the damn cap itself.

Later I got one of those that takes an orange revolver style cap set and they were so much more reliable. Except you ran out of ammo in like 3 seconds and getting a parent to go buy more of those expensive ass refill things was nearly impossible.

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 week ago

You can still buy these.

[–] duncan_bayne@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I know what they are, spent pocket money on them, and loathe them. Ring caps are far more reliable (albeit more expensive; always a topic of debate when said pocket money was $3 / month).

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 8 points 1 week ago (5 children)

The paper cap guns just need to be maintained. You have to clean out the residue that builds up or the paper won't cycle smoothly through it.

[–] h3ll3rsh4nks@ani.social 7 points 1 week ago (5 children)

True but it's also easier to pretend you're a grizzled noir detective reloading his snub nosed revolver when you use ring caps

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[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (9 children)

All I know is that they smelled good.

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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (7 children)

To all the "hammer people". What you do is you fold it lengthwise down the middle (opening each "dot") and then carefully pack several rolls into a cylinder. Let say the plastic cylinder these things came in. Then use electrical tape and tape it good and tight. Preferably several cylinders. Remember to put in a fuse. A rubber band clipped open will work in lieu of a proper fuse.

These things blows like flash bangers

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[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Can still smell the burnt sulphur

[–] Canopyflyer@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I can smell them too.

It was fun to take a hammer and hit the entire roll at once. They actually made quite the noise.

For reference, I was born in 1970 so yeah I grew up with those things.

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[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 10 points 1 week ago

Haha, bought a couple of rolls of these recently to show the kids. Can't believe no-one's mentioned penny bangers yet. Take a roll, fold in half lengthwise and wrap radially around a penny, tape off the end, then throw it hard against a hard surface.

[–] Cyclist@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You can still get the plastic revolver style.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Yeah these rolls were way better though you got a lot more shots too.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I always wanted to see what would happen if I lit one of these on fire.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's fun enough, but not as fun as you would think. Better to use them the right way.

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Walmart sells these today. Free delivery.

Look who’s back shitposting!

We missed you, Mickey.

[–] SirDankbud@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

If you know what these are, your knowledge has capped!

[–] Zink@programming.dev 7 points 1 week ago

I remember it well...

The smell of the gunpowder. In the play room.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Cursed fruit of the foot

[–] Tedesche@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If you see these and think, “I have no idea what those are, no cap,” you’re too young to be on the internet.

[–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (9 children)

I gave these to my son to play with in a cap *** in 2008 when he was 8. He’s hardly old as shit. But I am.

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