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[–] [email protected] 167 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Damn, spotify truly is a scourge to artists.

[–] [email protected] 118 points 5 months ago (3 children)

The entire music industry is built to grift money from musicians and Spotify is a second layer of musician grifting industry built on the first.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

You know what, you've convinced. Your specific suggestion of 'guillotine' was particularly compelling.

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[–] [email protected] 124 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)

Some years ago, an artist who was not a mega-star but was on all the major music services published an article detailing how well each one paid. I'm now kicking myself for not bookmarking it. I clearly remember Spotify being among the worst, if not the worst.

[–] [email protected] 101 points 5 months ago

The musician I saw last week mentioned that he'll get more money if you buy a CD from him now than if you stream his catalog on spotify for the rest of your life.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago

Snoop Dogg said he got 45k for a billion streams.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

Fractions of a penny.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

I don't remember the artist's name. I'm pretty sure the article was a text post, probably a blog. Not a youtube video.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 5 months ago (6 children)

Holy shit. I have feet. Does anyone want pictures of a guy's feet? They're big and weirdly shaped.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I'm positive there is an audience for men's feet, but if you aren't 5 stars on wikifeet, you'll probably have to market yourself. Study the foot fetish community to find out what the dude foot fan needs more of. Etc.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is there any way I can do this without finding out any more about this fetish?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hmmm...the problem is, even if you just post pictures at random, you're going to find out unwanted info based on what pics bring in money. Sounds like you'd need a manager!

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I wear a men's 14. Basically the DD's of feet. My wife says I'm not allowed to show them off for free so get our your wallets folks.

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 5 months ago (8 children)

I'm a girl, in a healthy BMI and with nice hair, pretty and freckled face, but my feet are super crappy. Like, crusty, toes bend at weird angles, hard skin in random places. Even my own husband is like "plz no, stop" if they get too near to him.

I'm now wondering if there's a market on the other end of the scale...

[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There is. There’s a fetish for everything. Certainly when it involves your feet, I’d ask your husband if he’d be ok with some internet strangers paying you every month to see your feet, the worst is he says no, and on the other hand if he says yes you have a second source of easy income

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

He'd probably have empathy pains for any future subscribers.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

It is my firm belief that, given a proper pitch, ANYTHING can be sold at a profit.

Also, there's rule 34: If a thing exists, it's someones fetish.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (3 children)

If it exists there is porn of it... Not sure where you got that other version from

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I used to know a dude that would have gotten hard at your written description here. No bullshit. Dude was obsessed with feet, and what he called "real feet" were his particular favorite. Feet that had seen some life, had been used was one of the few things he would talk about. Literally obsessive about feet.

I guarantee he is not the only one. The only question is if there's enough like that to make any useful money out of a feet only business.

There's something about foot fetishists that's extra obsessive compared to any other fetishists I've run across over the years.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Post pictures of them on Onlyfans.

Add the caption "Listen up, degenerates. I'll only warn you once. I will release a new photo, closer than the previous, every hour, on the hour, until my subscriber goal is met."

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 5 months ago (3 children)

The article contradicts the heck out of itself.

Says billboard estimates she earns roughly $4k a day from Spotify streams. Then they speculate she makes roughly 8k a month from OnlyFans.

That would be like $120k a month from Spotify and $8k a month from OnlyFans.

That is FAR from more money from OnlyFans. Even if those numbers are hugely off I don't see how the discrepancy would be THAT large.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

But 8 > 4??? /s

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Good for her. If I thought there was a market for my disgusting claws I'd sell feet pics too.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Be the change you want to see in this world.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I wonder how much her record label makes from her music on Spotify...

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Something I've noticed in British media as of late is that OnlyFans makes some serious money - enough so that a creator can essentially use local journalism as an outlet for promoting their page.

I doubt some of the figures, but if you were to dig into them you'd probably see that number after the media have basically told people "look! Lily Allen has OnlyFans!"

Alongside that, funny enough, OnlyFans is probably one of the UK's biggest tech success stories. They make a lot of money, have only a few employees, and are basically leaders in their field. That's probably another weighing towards this being a promo piece.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago (8 children)

What's fun is that some people who read this article are probably into feet (good for them!) so it's like an ad and now she'll probably make even more on onlyfans. While still making ludicrously little from spotify.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

Spotify is a fucking racket

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)

feet just dont do it for me

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (14 children)

Seeing how this thread is full of hate for Spotify by seeming large number of people who are fans of streaming music/podcast services, I'll pos this question here:

What are the better alternatives for someone seeking to get their favored audios, in terms of library selection, able to form custom playlists and how much if any support to the artist/content creator actually gets to them and what is pocketed by the app?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

I don't think there's all-in-one best option

library size

Deezer

how much is paid to the creator

Bandcamp

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It’s worth noting that Allen doesn’t actually claim she earns more money from OnlyFans than Spotify. “imagine being and artist and having nearly 8 million monthly listeners on spotify but earning more money from having 1000 people subscribe to pictures of your feet. don’t hate the player, hate the game.”

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (3 children)

According to the singer, the decision has already paid off, as her monthly revenue from the subscription site has surpassed her Spotify income.

Seems like she claims monthly revenue from OG surpassed Spotify revenue.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

Perhaps this just means people value her feet more than music? I'm not into feet, but I really didn't like her music, so maybe this is reasonable.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

Not really. It just means onlyfans pays more than Spotify... which seems obvious to me??? A direct subscription to an artist vs only a few cents per play... yeah, no brainer, the artist is going to make less money in the latter deal.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

From creating toe tappers to taping her toes.

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