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[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 96 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Everyone who has seen this image is in danger.

[–] LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 86 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorry for sharing it but it was the only way I could break the curse on me

[–] Lag@piefed.world 43 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I just mailed this to your mom.

[–] msage@programming.dev 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I threw that mail out just now, nothing to worry about.

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago
[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 50 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Does it... speak ~~to~~ for you?

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sure as hell doesn't speak for the trees.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Its name is "9.5" and it speaks for the soul-suckers.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Hupf@feddit.org 33 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] Etterra@discuss.online 29 points 2 months ago

I don't believe in curses but that thing is definitely fucking cursed.

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 months ago

You think it was in your head by mistake no it was communicating you shouldn't have listened you fool.

[–] notabot@piefed.social 18 points 2 months ago

That's going to make for a fascinating episode of an "mysterious unsolved crimes" programme one day soon.

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Someone should make a heartwarming movie about a creepy doll that no one likes, but then finally someone feels sad about the poor doll and buys it, and it's all fine in the end after all.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

In the end it'll spit out all the souls it devoured and everyone lives happily ever after.

[–] Ibisalt@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i will have nightmares tonight... what do you even do? keep it happy or burning it, risking to release the demon inside?

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Always ally with it, find out what kind of victims it wants, and become its servant. Best chance of survival AND getting rid of your mother-in-law.

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 months ago
[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

There's a Dean Koontz book about this

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Also a Jonathan Coulton song.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

he was my favorite airport novelist for a while. which book?

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

thanks! adding that to my queue. oh gods my queueue

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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

New SCP story just dropped

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago

Who's in danger? The doll or the woman?

[–] M137@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I really wish we had inverted color emojis, the eye emoji (👁) would look so close to the "dolls" eyes.

[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

👁️‍🗨️ 👁️‍🗨️

[–] redwattlebird@lemmings.world 7 points 2 months ago

Baby Button-Eyes, what are you doing posessed at this hour?

[–] SSETranquility@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Sometimes I look at the haunted dolls on ebay, but this one is scary.

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