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[–] Enzy@feddit.nu 6 points 10 hours ago

Damn this meme aged like milk.

Our politicians still argue like this to this day.

[–] hraegsvelmir@ani.social 4 points 20 hours ago

At least they haven't started incorporating Judge Dredd side stories into their politics. Only a matter of time before one of them reads the Dark Judges stories and decides being tough on crime means killing everyone.

[–] stickly@lemmy.world 133 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Reminds me of this galaxy brain ben moment

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ol Benny Shaps is about as sharp as a baked potato

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 10 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

He has the energy of that kid in high school who has been told his whole he's the smartest person ever by his parents, and now he thinks everything he ever thinks is the objective truth.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 7 points 22 hours ago

I mean that's kinda been his schtick is being the "conservative boy genius" except he's pushing like 40 now so he's been shifting his style before he completely outgrows his old style. Letting some stubble grow, wearing leather jackets, and generally hitting that "divorced dad trying to look cool but not too much y'know" look

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 67 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

The next time you feel that your life is in danger, remind your assailant(s) that assault, battery, rape, and murder are crimes. They will stop immediately and thank you for the gentle reminder.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Instead, tell them it's banned. That'll stop them in their tracks.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 22 hours ago

"I'm telling on you!"

Last words before the teacher came and took the deeply ashamed criminal away to go sit in a corner for a few minutes

[–] ttyybb@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You cannot kidnap someone without their consent. Just say no.

[–] slampisko@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago

Pro tip: You also cannot be kidnapped if you do give consent! Then it stops being a kidnapping and becomes a road trip. Like and subscribe for more life hacks

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 57 points 1 day ago (6 children)

When crime is outlawed, only outlaws will commit crimes

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Didn't this happen in The Dark Knight Rises?

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