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I feel like that's probably the one thing a vehicle marketed as bullet-proof needs to be... like, actually bullet-proof.

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Wait, people didn't know that?

Various guntubers and social media influencers have been shooting up cybertrucks for like, 2 years now.

Yeah, it might stop an average pistol round from a moderate distance.

Close up? Probably not as much.

More serious, higher velocity pistol round? Also not so much.

Hits the glass? Yeah that shit ain't bulletproof at all.

Rifle round? Swiss cheese.

... I'm confused people weren't already widely aware of the cybertruck's near total non-bulletproofness.

[–] DeICEAmerica@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Wait until the first LEO can't get out of one of these when it catches on fire.

Musk will STILL be treated with kid gloves. We simply cannot hold billionaires to the same standards.

[–] thelunaticmartin@thelemmy.club 3 points 7 hours ago

I don't see a problem with that. Do people really want police to be unstoppable?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 13 points 12 hours ago

Oops. Who could've seen that one coming?

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

Shhhh........

[–] weew@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 hours ago

That's far from the only problem....

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 8 hours ago

they are giant charcuterie saw though.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 33 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah. A vehicle known for trapping occupants when damaged, then burning them alive. Are you sure that’s the kind of vehicle you want to be in when it gets shot at?

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 28 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

That is exactly the kind of vehicle I want ICE to find themselves in. Makes em' melt like butter.

[–] hark@lemmy.world 19 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 15 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 14 hours ago

Tbf, they're probably left handed.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 14 hours ago

Its OK, its a feature!

[–] Bakkoda@lemmy.zip 10 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I need more proof. I don't believe they aren't, someone prove it.

[–] CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 4 points 7 hours ago

I appreciate you, Gollum, and I agree that that is a great video...

... Which is why that video is linked in the article under the heading:

"Cybertrucks Are Not Bulletproof. Watch This Guy Shoot Holes in One to Prove It."

[–] obsoleteacct@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It probably doesn't matter if they are actually bulletproof. They'll be used as propaganda show cars, or personal vehicles for the brass, and never called into actual service.

No one in their right mind is going to pick the "bulletproof" cybertruck over an armored Bearcat in a scenario where they expect to be shot at. For non-tactical applications they're no more or less bulletproof than a standard potrol vehicle.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

For non-tactical applications they’re no more or less bulletproof

You sure about that? I mean, they're made of thin stainless steel glued to a plastic shell.

[–] obsoleteacct@lemmy.zip 5 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

Yeah. Any car that isn't armored should be assumed 0% bulletproof. I wouldn't trust a car door to protect me from a .22.

The engine block is the only thing on a regular cop car that would reliably stop, deflect, or at least slow most bullets.

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

I think you missed the whoosh

[–] Gluek@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

And yet it also missed on cybertruck.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 60 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Fun facts I've gathered up...

  • 10 Cybertrucks were donated to Las Vegas police.
  • Las Vegas haven't noted whether to keep or sell them.
  • Any vehicle going into police duty must be "upfitted" aka upgraded with a police package (lights, siren, comms, armor, etc).
  • Police prefer a certain known standard performance vehicle specs for duty (horsepower, towing, speed, mass, manuvrrability, etc). Teslas are too young to have demonstrated anything of this.
  • Some out-of-spec police cars (e.g.- retired, siezed, donated) might get another use as community outreach vehicles (D.A.R.E. cars).
  • Article states an upfitting company named UP.FIT {corrected name} Las Vegas, aka UNPLUGGED PERFORMANCE ®. They are not a preferred public service vehicle upfitter, as they ONLY modify Teslas and only Teslas for contract.
  • Sheriff McMahill is an uneducated media regurgitator.
[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Wait they're still doing DARE after it was shown to increase drug use among teens?

DARE is where I learned to make crack, and made my list of drugs I wanted to try.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 16 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

A sociology professor of mine worked her first job for Rand. Her assignment was to determine the effectiveness of DARE. She found that it was only effective on eighth grade boys. Rand thanked her, paid her, and shelved the report, because this was the Reagan era.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

So many reports of studies have been shelved by companies, let alone the government. It'd be fascinating to go through them.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 14 hours ago

It brings in money, so of course they're keeping it alive. They're trying to rebrand it, supposedly helping kids avoid standard teen stuff like suicide, etc. They had a table set up outside of Walgreens a while back. They were well-trained and aggressive, but I've spent a lifetime in sales, much of it training people for that same kind of bullshit, so I have no problem blowing them off. Politely, I'm not a monster, but...No thanks.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 3 points 14 hours ago

DARE in wikipedia...
"...In 2002, D.A.R.E. had an annual budget of over $10 million..."
"...in 2012. The new program is called "Keepin' it REAL" and focuses less on lectures and more on interactive activities, such as practicing refusal and saying no to pressure.[9] It is now less explicitly focused on opposition to drugs, with the broader aim of teaching good decision-making..."

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