Metallica: how much money can be squeezed out of the keys of Em and Am?
this post was submitted on 26 Dec 2025
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That would sound good in the name of a movie
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The Hu:
Did the person who wrote this even listen to any of these bands because those descriptions read like somebody who just browsed the Wikipedia descriptions of them and their albums.
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