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[–] Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 hours ago

Oh yes, moon nazis intensifies.

[–] webp@mander.xyz 1 points 2 hours ago

We know how new year's resolutions usually turn out

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Sure, and I plan to win the lottery.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Russia's got more of a space program than the US at this point. And they've continued to build and modernize their nuclear infrastructure, with the youngest plant coming online as recently as 2020 and seven in the pipe.

They're two industries the country has keep in relative working order while the rest of the economy was scrapped for parts back in the '90s/'00s.

Insane to think they are in a position to colonize the moon when they're quagmired in Ukraine and slaughtering hundreds of thousands of young men to keep at it. But they have the kit to try in a way no other county - except maybe China or India - could hope to.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

LOL. Are they going to build it with their robot?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LbrROeymtKw

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 22 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

They also planned to take Ukraine. See how well their plans work out for them?

[–] Klear@quokk.au 1 points 3 hours ago

And that was supposed to take 3 days, so a decade here means at least a thousand years.

Yeah, that sounds doable.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 15 points 14 hours ago
[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 33 points 16 hours ago
[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 16 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Well, you can't put permanent infrastructure on the moon without a plan to power it. So, a power plant has to be the first step, that's why NASA has the kilopower program, even though we don't have a permanent moon base yet.

[–] markz@suppo.fi 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 hours ago

The dark side of

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 9 points 15 hours ago

Space lasers!!

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Lol it often takes longer than a decade to build one on earth

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

But then you build a much bigger one on earth. New nuclear power plants are often designed to generate over 1000 MW, NASA has designed small modular nuclear plants to deploy at space bases that generate 10 KW, a completely different scale.

[–] amlor@piefed.social 56 points 20 hours ago

Translation: russian government is out of ideas on how to embezzle even more budget money.

[–] shittydwarf@piefed.social 9 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

They used to do this shit all the time to trick America into wasting time and resources trying to keep up with them

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

As often as not they were chasing Americans' empty promises (and occasionally achieving the impossible as a result).

The hydrogen bomb, the probe into Venus, the Mirr Space Station... all launched in response to American campaigns.

But the USSR of the 60s/70s was a wildly different place from post collapse Nationalist Russia. They scraped much of their R&D infrastructure for parts under Yeltsin.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 25 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

This is a fucking joke. I wish media wouldn't take it seriously.

I recently read this about their "new" spacestation:

The latest concept for the ROS reflects Roscosmos' changing situation in recent years, owing to sanctions and the termination of international cooperation following Russia's invasion of Ukraine in 2022. According to Orlov's announcement, Russia will separate its modules from the ISS once the program is completed in 2030, forming the core of the ROS, with other modules to follow.

In other words, they're just decoupling & rearranging the modules & renaming the result.

Feel free to extrapolate from that how realistic a Russian nuclear plant on the moon is.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 9 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

"Good news, Comrade! Putin need you for high paying job at nuclear plant! Bad news, you will relocate, and is permanently!"

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 14 hours ago

I'd rather be stuck on the moon than deal with the bullshit down here

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 26 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

They can't even handle the nuclear power plant on the territory they occupied

[–] jwt@programming.dev 21 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

You don't understand, the moon needs to be liberated from lunar nazis.

[–] runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 17 hours ago

Iron Sky intensifies

[–] sgtpugg@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago

Everyday its getting harder and harder to believe I'm not just a sim in a game. 

[–] arockinyourshoe@lemmy.world 34 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

That's right, my friends. Tonight, we are going to Chernobyl..

[–] ChilledPeppers@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

And if ta rocket explodes carrying erniched uranium...

[–] chocrates@piefed.world 3 points 5 hours ago

If the rocket is high enough it's not their problem. If it's low enough, they don't care about Kazakhstan

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

The only thing that has worse cooling problems than data centers in space, is a nuclear power plant in space

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

On the moon isn't really "in space" in terms of temperature distribution because the heat actually has somewhere to go, the moon.

Would only be cool enough at night though.

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

So... The US has plans to build nuclear generators on the moon too, kilopower has been an ongoing project for the past decade and I have no doubt we'll be ready to deploy one of these reactors as soon as we start building infrastructure on the moon again in the near future.

Nuclear power is not new for space, it's an obvious choice, one of only two choices in fact. And for what it's worth, Russia/USSR has had far more nuclear powered space probes over the years than the US has, so this isn't exactly new for them either.

As for cooling, yeah, if you generate power you need to dissipate that heat. Your generator will put out heat which needs to be dealt with and then using that electricity will also generate heat which needs to be dissipated. That said, one kind of power is not harder than another, dissipating a megawatt of solar power is just as complicated as a megawatt of nuclear. So the real question is: how much power do you need? The complexity of the project will scale relative to that.

All in all, we've used nuclear power in space before and we will need to do it again, radiators are not all that hard.

[–] Jason2357@lemmy.ca 12 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Also, nuclear power plants are steam powered. Good luck. They /might/ drop a nuclear battery, like the kind in some old satellites or apace probes, on the moon, generating a couple hundred watts with 1970s technology.

[–] markz@suppo.fi 2 points 13 hours ago

I guess they might have old soviet stockpiles, so it'd be just the matter of dropping one on the moon. Then, maybe they could blackmail the americans to send it there.

[–] blattrules@lemmy.world 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Are there nuclear power plants that don’t use water now?

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 11 points 20 hours ago

It, like the moon, will be made of cheese.

[–] rozodru@pie.andmc.ca 6 points 19 hours ago

shit I'm more likely to put a nuclear power plant on the moon guarded by state of the art Mobile Suits piloted by Jedi Knights than Russia is.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

But not as much as cheese!