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[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Sure, and I plan to win the lottery.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

The next day: "well ho-ly shit..."

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

Russia's got more of a space program than the US at this point. And they've continued to build and modernize their nuclear infrastructure, with the youngest plant coming online as recently as 2020 and seven in the pipe.

They're two industries the country has keep in relative working order while the rest of the economy was scrapped for parts back in the '90s/'00s.

Insane to think they are in a position to colonize the moon when they're quagmired in Ukraine and slaughtering hundreds of thousands of young men to keep at it. But they have the kit to try in a way no other county - except maybe China or India - could hope to.