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[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 2 points 22 minutes ago* (last edited 22 minutes ago)

And made a shit ton of money bringing laughter to slavers while we work ourselves to death and suffer from having a conscience. We really do need to get together and figure out how to actually start changing things without self imploding. Evil is very much winning.

[–] Makhno@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

Dave's on the menu now when we start eating the rich, right?

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 15 points 5 hours ago

Goes to a place that slavery is still legal, they like his jokes, he doesn't see the problem.

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

He’s been making shitty trans jokes for about 10 years now. It’s so lazy…he needs to move on.

[–] MisterOwl@lemmy.world 17 points 8 hours ago

Of course they did, Dave. They're just as bigoted as you are.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 16 points 9 hours ago

It’s a shame Dave Chappelle died immediately after Chappelle’s Show ended. He sure was a funny guy when he was still alive!

[–] ImADifferentBird@piefed.blahaj.zone 35 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

It boggles my mind that this is the same guy who walked away from a multi-year, multimillion dollar TV deal with Comedy Central because he saw a white dude laughing a little too hard at his jokes about race. The fact that he could have that moment of reflection, but not extend it to other marginalized groups, just shows the complete lack of empathy he has in his soul.

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

The whole Comedy Central thing never sat well with me. Here’s my poor ass listening to this rich mother fucker who made it big, complain about how other rich fuckers “took his money”. It was never relatable, and it just felt like rich people feuding to me. That’s when I started to see Dave as a wealthy man first and above all. My instinct proved true when he just got worse and worse and became less and less human.

He can visits the hood and pretend he’s still from the streets all he wants, even though he never was. But I ain’t buying it. He likely gets back in his truck and uses the sanitizer and complains about the little people like diddy. He’s a fake and has no idea how real people live and think. He only hangs out with billionaires.

[–] arararagi@ani.social 5 points 11 hours ago

You would be surprised at how many latinos voted for trump.

[–] melfie@lemy.lol 1 points 5 hours ago

I’ve gotten some good belly laughs from Dave’s material in the past, but he fell pretty flat here.

[–] updn@lemmy.ca 9 points 10 hours ago

I started watching his latest Netfux special and he just wasn’t funny to me at all. Bragging about all his wealth, buying a white hippy town, defending his Saudi Arabia sellout because “haha I’m a rich n*gga”, and then a joke about a falcon killing a trans and “his dick popped out”, but it turns out killing a trans person only being a misdemeanour in SA. Har har. Just predicable, and felt like a real grift. Turned it off and watched some show with Fran Lebowitz instead - that one was at least pretty funny, if not also a grift.

[–] DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Apocalypteroid@feddit.uk 5 points 10 hours ago

Chamber... Chamber... Chamber

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 11 hours ago

No, it’s everyone else who’s in the echo chamber.

[–] arararagi@ani.social 2 points 11 hours ago

Sorry but that's a lefty only thing ok?

/s

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world -1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Did he actually make any references to trans issues? Are there recordings of this comedy festival?

I ask because that line "my anti-trans jokes went over very well in Saudi Arabia” sounds to me like an intentional troll, a way to say that he got to talk about whatever he wants while poking fun at the controversy he stirred up a few years ago. As a joke in and of itself, that works even if he didn't actually have any trans jokes in his set.

[–] Hermit_Lailoken@lemmy.world 22 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

I see that he is still punching down.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 9 points 14 hours ago

Looks like he’s found his happy place

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 16 hours ago

I gauge all of my work against regimes that murder people, so this seems reasonable. Fucking asshole.

[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 161 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"Hitler loved my joke about gassing the Jews" isn't exactly proving your point, Dave.

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 0 points 5 hours ago

I think that's the joke. Honestly I feel like this whole thread is a huge woosh... Did everyone miss the joke?

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 23 points 21 hours ago

I'm sure the proud boys or kkk would love some of the racist jokes I've heard at work.

I wonder how Chapel would appreciate them.

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 39 points 22 hours ago

Fuck Dave & his dumbass jokes too.

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 56 points 1 day ago (8 children)

“They said, ‘Well, Saudi Arabia killed a journalist,’ and rest in peace, Jamal Khashoggi. I’m sorry that he got murdered in such a heinous fashion. And also, look, bro, Israel’s killed 240 journalists in the last three months, so I didn’t know y’all were still counting.”

he does have one well-thought message, albeit with incorrect addressing and postage

now that i look it up, he does already condemn israel much more than palestine (and gotten flak for it). he even called israel a war criminal back in oct 2023. i wonder how this hasn't caused certain senators including MAGA to try and cancel him yet...

[–] Wrufieotnak@feddit.org 2 points 17 minutes ago

The correct and moral decision isn't 'I work for all murderous regimes', it is 'I work for no murderous regime'.

Simple as that and he failed. And before somebody comes with 'but what about USA/China/UK' I said all. And there is also a big difference between working in a country and being invited by the rulers of the country.

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 16 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Typical whataboutist deflection. He tries to hide the fact that he is a snivelling piece of shit.

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[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 84 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Becoming a real life Clayton Bigsby.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Maybe there's something worse out there, but his trans jokes I've seen are far from hateful. When Chappelle first got flak over this I was afraid the jokes would be flat out evil. They could hardly be more mild.

Can anyone point to a particular joke that's tearing trans people down? I don't mean poking fun, I want to see the hate you all accuse him of.

[–] MonkRome@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

I don't think Chapelle deserves the level of hate he's received, but he was certainly punching down in his bid to play oppression Olympics. His whole point was one of being jealous that black people have a much longer road to acceptance that trans people. The problem is, because of his discomfort with the topic, his jokes fell flat, which leaves only the punching down. If you're going to cross the line, you better be funny, or people will only see malice.

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[–] MeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.world 35 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Should've stayed "retired." Should've listened to his dad and got out, but no... gotta suck on that green dick.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 73 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I believe it. I'm sure the King requested that everyone have a good time too.

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[–] HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago (3 children)

To this day, I will never not be convinced he went down the far-right bigotry rabbithole because Elon Musk and/or other oligarchs are paying him to take that stance.

It seems no coincidence to me that after he started attacking the trans community, he invited Musk on stage and tried to defend him from the booing crowd.

[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago

I'm not sure the time line supports that. Dave was making tasteless and bigoted jokes about trans folk well before Elon/Netflix special. Who knows, maybe money was secretly changing hands. But even if so, Dave was the one to sell himself out. All the blame still falls directly to him.

[–] ech@lemmy.ca 53 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He got too rich, had a crisis of conscience, then took some time in Africa to end up deciding that money > conscience.

In short, no one's "paying him" to be a bigot, he's just the typical rich piece of shit. He defends other rich pieces of shit because that's what rich pieces of shit do.

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