Apocalypteroid

It's more than enough to send a Delorian back to 1955

I'd assume that it is an ongoing arrangement

I think it would take maybe 3/4 text messages

"mandatory volunteering" is quite the oxymoron.

I think her memoirs make it perfectly clear she realised what was happening. Do you wish it was you instead? You seem pretty keen to suck some royal cock.

I think most cultures have dough-wrapped dishes. It's not exclusively a British thing...

He settled, out of court, for the charge of sexual assault against Virginia Guthrie.

I'm also gonna preempt you saying, "hE WaS NeVeR CoNvIcTeD!", because you and I both know that just because it doesn't go through the courts, doesn't mean you're not guilty of something.

Most of them would either be eaten with a vegetable side or have vegetables in them...

Perhaps not that surprising, considering the nature of her death...?

"Yeh dad, I'm into dropping pills in dank nightclubs now too"

Hey, you remember that thing that happened years ago, that no one else noticed, but you still feel like a cunt for?

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