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[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 hours ago

Point of clarification: if, by your actions, you knowingly do something that will cause someone to kill you: is that considered suicide?

That's assuming that just existing as either of these states doesn't cause someone to murder you which would be very unlikely.

[–] Flickerby@lemmy.zip 80 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Looking like Binks would probably get me experimented on as an alien. Speaking like Binks would get me a pretty decent shot at the presidency

[–] NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Meesa so horny. Youssa sayin youssa have a low age of majority on youssa planet?

[–] Velypso@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

I mean, he is at palpatine's right hand as he takes over the galaxy.

[–] ajmaxwell@lemmy.world 141 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Look like Jar Jar. Dude's gotta be slinging hog.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 93 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Fairly confident he has a cloaca.

[–] Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 2 days ago

You’ve already sold me, you don’t have to keep going

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 26 points 2 days ago

Meesa poop egg piss.

[–] Thiccbear@aussie.zone 6 points 2 days ago

That or one of those double shark dicks

the orifice of champions! look like jar jar it is

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yeah but it's always flaccid

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Not a problem its prehensile and vibrates.

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[–] AstaKask@lemmy.cafe 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Seventeen dicks according to Natalie Portman.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Also his tongue does wonderful things

[–] mech@feddit.org 16 points 2 days ago

In the movies, it only does awful things
Like, talk.

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Where are you going to find a doctor who can treat you when you need one?

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ask yo momma.

(That makes no sense but it ENTICES)

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Because of the implication.

(Don’t know if this makes anymore sense, just yes and-ing)

[–] Tja@programming.dev 5 points 2 days ago

And my axe!

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[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 days ago

Meesa doesn't like this game

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I need the tongue, so I choose "look".

But I guess nothing is stopping me from just speaking like Jar Jar so win-win.

[–] JonHammCock@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I need the tongue

πŸ€”

... I believe this does not require further explaining ...

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 12 points 2 days ago

Speak.

Learn Sign Language.

Tell everyone I gained Black Bolt's powers.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 48 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Meesa gonna go wit talkin like Jar Jar, betcha betcha. Nobody understands a damn thing I say anyway.

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[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

Easy, look like jar jar. Cash in on likeness opportunities and find out what that tongue do.

[–] sausager@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago

Look - that tongue could be handy

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Second one.

Move to Jamaica, no one cares.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Nah, his voice would still be annoying af to everyone there too. If Bob Marley is Jamaican, Jar Jar is the noise a balloon makes when you pinch the mouthpiece and let the air back out.

[–] Minizarbi@jlai.lu 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago

Voice for sure, and learn ASL.

Jarjar is hot as fuck bro

[–] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 days ago

I'm still convinced he's a sith lord, so I think he doesn't talk as weird as he does when he's not playing the bumbling idiot. But I probably would still prefer to look like him just in case.

[–] mech@feddit.org 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You are not allowed to kill yourself

Well, who's gonna stop me?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Careful, otherwise we’ll get a mental health bot around here.

rEdDiT cArEs πŸ€–

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Lemmy-cares bot here! Do it, pussy!

That one lady had the hots for Binks just saying

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

One option is to speak like him, but choose to remain mute for the rest of your life.

Alternatively, if you looked like him, you could simply never show your face in public again.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

C.! Lock in no regrets!

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 6 points 2 days ago

Messa hooooorny.

Yeah, talk for sure. I can always just pretend to be mute if it ends up bothering me.

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Son of a bitch you take away the best option

dancing like jar jar?

[–] slappyfuck@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You could make some money doing Star Wars events and conventions and such.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
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