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[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 29 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I dunno, they stopped the borehole due to high temperatures. Drilling under the ocean would mean easy water cooling.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

My opinion based on zero research is that salt water is hell for mechanisms.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

Ordinarily, sure, but we're talking about hot salt water, which is definitely less corrosive.

Oh wait.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Haven't we solved that? How does offshore oil work?

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well obviously they just remove all the salt first.

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

if a soup is too salty you add some potatoes to absorb some of the salt, so i bet they do the same with oil, just more

[–] lastweakness@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] rooroo@feddit.org 12 points 2 months ago

Boil em, mash em, throw em in the sea.

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

No you make the whole drill out of potatoes, duh!

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

We make the hole bigger and install pumps to pull water and debris out. Easy fix! /S

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Okay, but what exactly are we trying to get to? Ya'll think there's frosting and gummy bears down there? Ancient pirate treasure? Mole people to establish trade with?

There's no sharp cutoff point, at a certain point the crushing hot rock that flows like bread dough starts to flow more like syrup, then just down for thousands more miles of more heat and more pressure.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

SG-3? Some possible Silurian/Goa’uld crossover perhaps?

[–] thezeesystem@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago

Probably will all die because it ain't sg-1.

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 6 points 2 months ago

So it’s mantle already under that?