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[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 54 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 55 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 45 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

activist

Can't be that active at his weight.

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 59 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)
[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 28 points 3 weeks ago

*laugh track*

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[–] Aneb@lemmy.world -1 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Hahaha weight jokes are funny and dont cause any harm to anyone who is overweight. Let's keep making fun of fat people because they are fat. Grow up, stop being a bully. I was thinking of a friend that committed suicide the week before graduating high school because she was laughed at for her weight. There's millions of other things to make fun of about a repubtard but make fun of his ideas and not his weight.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Weight is too far but reputard is fine? Amazing.

You care because you have a personal connection, that's reputarded behavior.

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

You're not wrong factually, but you certainly didn't need to sink even lower while making your point. Never mind Republicans have well-earned the disrespect because they've long been giving even worse.

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 24 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

According to Wikipedia, someone named Bill Montgomery - never heard of 'im, but then I don't travel in those circles.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 40 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

72 year old man founds a conservative youth organization. Talk about astroturfing.

[–] themaninblack@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

β€œMontgomery met Kirk when the latter was 18, after hearing Kirk speak at a small college.[4]Β Montgomery has been described as Kirk's mentor, including by advising him to start Turning Point USA rather than attend college.”

Nothing weird about that at all

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

72 year old Colonel Sanders cosplayer.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

These sorts of organisations always tend to be founded by rich, but not particularly persuasive individuals. They tend to find someone like Kirk to be the face of the organisation so they can reap the benefits without having to do any of the legwork.

I mean would you be interested in a random 87-year-old's political pronouncements?

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I'm guessing you meant to respond to @jballs@sh.itjust.works as I said nothing about the guy.

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 37 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I mean, really to follow the theme, a third founder would need to die as a result of not having access to abortion, not themselves be aborted.

[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The current head of Toilet Paper USA is a woman. J.D. Vance's demon spawn just needs to develop some complications in utero and the prophecy will be realized.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, but she'll just have an abortion in secret somewhere. The rules don't apply to them lol.

[–] jve@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Or die in childbirth

[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 30 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Oh god...it all comes full circle and in 3s.

Erika Kirk killed by future husband JD Vance in some kind of immigrant/ice kink play.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

For it to be full circle shed have to die due to restricting abortion access, probably having JD Vance's baby.

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Likely a couch was involved

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

She accidentally suffocates while JD pushes her face into the couch cushions saying "Stop resisting, you know you want it" while staring at che couch.

JD Kirks a Kirk is the title of his sex tape.

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Lol, the story would be better if both died by the couch.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I want aware how badly I wanted this until now

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I still think JD had Charlieboy killed

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

... where Usha is playing the immigrant, Erica is playing bad cop, and JD is playing good cop.

The intro is JD and the casting couch.

Like, just him and couch, and its framed as if the Couch is a person, got the cuts of the 'prior to meeting' interviews, the Couch is just a couch, JD is badly acting at being enthusiastic, as he normally is.

Cut to Erica as bad cop detaining Usha as she returns to her own home. She already has the keys, so she decides to detain Usha in the sex dungeon, located under a trap door near the outdoor stone/brick pizza oven.

Finished casting the casting couch, unaware either Erica or Usha are home, JD now hungers for cheese pizza, walks over to the backyard pizza oven... notices the trapdoor ajar.

He then walks in on Erica BDSM torturing Usha. JD is equipped with all holster, no pants.

JD begins to lecture Erica on the rights of the accused, Erica refuses to cease cruel and unusual punishment, JD is forced to draw down on Erica.

But he has a Sig P320, so, in their scuffle, it does an uncommanded discharge, which domes Erica.

A 4 Act play, in only 3 Acts.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Xenasaur seems to be missing the mark

[–] crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 weeks ago

Explain please

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 28 points 3 weeks ago

Between the Trump voter immigrants getting deported and anti vaccine people or their kids dying of preventable diseases, I don't think US ever before had any period where "it won't happen to me" was falsified so rapidly.

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Tries to imagine what an "aborted baby voice" would sound like, can only come up with the "Cryptkeeper" skeleton on helium...

[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

I was thinking more Hellboy

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago

There's that thing in Overlord.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 13 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I feel like the joke doesn't really work, they are conservatives, drowning during baptism or something like that would've been more to the point

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 10 points 3 weeks ago

"all who take the sword will perish by the sword" is pretty spot on

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, like an anti-seatbelt activist dying in a car crash.

Or a anti-Obamacare person dying of a common infection.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

You do realize there is a difference between the way the left and the right approaches gun ownership and pandemic responses, right?

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

Dying from abortion complications...

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

that's oddly specific

[–] CaptainBlinky@lemmy.myserv.one -2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Please continue!
I'm curious as to what you're on about!

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