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[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 72 points 4 days ago (3 children)

There was a Thor comic where the young Thor meets a shield maiden who is as crazy as he is. She fights, drinks, and parties as hard as he does. They are happy together for many years, and then Loki comes along and asks Thor to go on a brief adventure. Thor and Loki go off for a few weeks and then return. But sly Loki knew that the realm they had gone to ran on a different time, and years had passed. Thor's love had died alone, waiting for him to return.

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 24 points 4 days ago

Just Loki being a hilarious prankster, ruining two people's love for shits and gigges.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 38 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Reminds me of William Adams the first english Samurai. He had a wife and two kids at home in England, but got stranded in Japan in the 1600s after a shipwreck. He was not allowed to leave the country for a whole decade, but gained employment and trust from the emporer as an advisor. He did send money and letters home to his family using East India merchants, but they never saw him again and his wife died in the same year as he did, thousands of miles apart

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Neat! That sounded very similar to the character John Blackthorne from James Clavell's novel Shogun, and turns out that's who the character is based on.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 6 points 4 days ago

The Voices from the Past youtube channel does a good job reading excerpts from his diary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keGQPzOd7lA

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Ursula le'guinn wrote a novel with this premise!

[–] stray@pawb.social 2 points 3 days ago

Semley's Necklace. A lovely entry in a lovely collection.

One of my favorite things about the Wind's Twelve Quarters are her notes on gender and pronouns regarding the Left Hand of Darkness and Winter's King. The way she has to invent words to describe what's commonplace to us now is fascinating.

It's similar to this old Macintosh demo I fall asleep to sometimes. Words that are so normal now are foreign and need explaining. I love a good time capsule.

https://youtu.be/ZmWOtf4Ziso

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 3 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Ursula is okay, but here are a couple of broads who knock her for a loop.

Joanna Russ was one of the first 'out' science fiction writers. If you want an adventure, try 'Picnic On Paradise.' Or get deeper with 'The Female Man'

https://bookshop.org/beta-search?keywords=joanna+russ

Suzy Mckee Charnas. 'Walk To the End of the World' is 'The Handmaid's Tale' raised to an infinite power. After the War, the elites were locked in fallout shelters. Eventually the males decided that it was all the women's fault. Now centuries later, all the women are slaves.

https://bookshop.org/beta-search?keywords=suzy+mckee+charnas

[–] SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 4 days ago

what a weird way to respond

No I mean about this premise. It was a fairytale where all the magic was just relativity and the protagonist was too much of a dumbfuck aristocrat to understand when anyone tried to explain.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Had to look her up. I think I might have started one of her books and noped out. I'll check my library.

But now I'll throw you two more.

Robyn Bennis.

https://bookshop.org/p/books/by-fire-above-robyn-bennis/82ed3b400af9da8e

Airships fighting in the Napoleonic Era. The only fantasy element is that they have access to helium. She does a magnificent job engineering her armada.

Tanith Lee.

https://bookshop.org/beta-search?keywords=tanith+lee

She basically invented weird fantasy. Neil Gaiman stole all his best stuff from her.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I think I might have started one of her books and noped out. I’ll check my library.

Beggars in Spain was my first intro to her, and Ej-Es (free to read link) sticks out in my mind.

She explores ethics/politics in sci-fi along with female sexuality, though more old school. People have said she's got Ayn Rand vibes, but she's not, some of her characters take on those characteristics so that she can tear them down later.

Also: Ann Leckie's Ancillary Justice series is amazing. Gender/politics/individualism/collectivism all mixed together into a plot at breakneck speed where the characters are described more by what they say and do, than how many limbs and genitals they have

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I got Nancy Kress confused with Ann Leckie. I started Ancillary Justice and wasn't impressed.

Looks like we don't overlap much, but that's cool.

Enjoy your holidays

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Oh shame. I knew it took me ~10 pages to get into the flow of her writing, and I struggled up til then at which her style suddenly 'clicked' for me and I was hooked

In terms of interest overlap: tentatively ask, thoughts on Andy Weir?

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I liked 'The Martian' and 'Project Hail Mary.'

I think he's a grade A++ plotter and a grade B- writer. On the other hand, 'Project...' was being narrated by the character, so maybe that's the way the character writes?

Of all the writers I mentioned, I'd put Tanith Lee at the top for her prose. She can create an entire world in a few paragraphs.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Ah we are different then. I genuinely do not enjoy his writing, and find his characters all interchangeable and quirky because he says so. The science is tacked on like a chemistry teacher putting their kids to bed.

I'll check out Tanith Lee, thanks for the recommendation. Please check out the Ej-Es story I linked too

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

2 of 2

Forgot to say that I read the story. I liked it.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 3 days ago

Glad to hear, and happy holidays yourself!

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Happy Holiday

[–] stray@pawb.social 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The Female Man is hella transphobic.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The Female Man was written in 1975.

Sorry that a book written fifty years ago isn't up to date in its approach.

[–] stray@pawb.social 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why should the date matter?

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 1 points 2 days ago

Have you ever had a conversation with anybody over fifty years old?

Do you think that you'll feel exactly the same about everything you believe fifty years from now?

[–] Damage@feddit.it 33 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You'd probably like Vintage Story. So much time sculpting blocks.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 11 points 4 days ago

I mean, I don't carve but I make things and get completely absorbed and lose track of time, then gain track back, ignore it and keep working

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Nobody ever accused Legolas and Gimli of being straight.

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I mean, I might.

In the books, they talk a great deal about their favorite elf women.

None of it would be out of place for a gay couple with some bi tendencies - but it is enough that I wouldn't assume either is exclusively gay.

[–] 5too@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I remember Gimli talking about Galadriel, but who did Legolas talk about?

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If I recall correctly, they argue about whether Galadriel or Arwen is the more beautiful (more or less around the time of Strider's wedding).

[–] 5too@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Ah, that was Gimli and Eomer. (Just read it a few weeks ago!)

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

His legless LEGO lass

[–] cyberwitch@reddthat.com 3 points 4 days ago

They spend TT planning their honeymoon, and then spend so long on it that it asks until after Aragorn and the hobbits' kids die of old age

[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Today I realized that elves and dwarves represent different locations of the neurodivergent spectrum.

[–] BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Being a dwarf sounds alot like my ADHD

[–] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"My blade was forged by drwarven smiths with autism, so you know it's good"

[–] Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 3 days ago

"With all the enchantments known to man"

[–] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Except dwarves and elves hate each other in almost every lore

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

wow itd be like romeo and juliet

[–] Nikelui@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Only an abomination like Ragmar the Beardless could

https://youtu.be/pH9olep7GzE

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[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Dwarf gonna carve the sides, not the strikeface which will get damaged and does it's job better when flat.

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

You are using subpar metals, brother. And the intricacy of their carvings will be delicate, nearly flat, so as not to disrupt functionality.

[–] sus@programming.dev 6 points 4 days ago

They said "a single" face so probably not the strikeface.

[–] implosive_sprig@beehaw.org 1 points 3 days ago

the strikeface which will get damaged

That's advanced dwarven smithing.

Etch your logo into the strikeface so customers leave your stamp on their foes like it's a calling card.

[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 days ago

Anyone who has not seen the Fantasy High episode where they just dunk on elves the whole session owes it to themselves to watch it

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

I'd be fine with the dwarf disappearing for 36 hours and forgetting I exist.

[–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Ahh… this brings us to the nature of the hair she shared…

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

checks out.

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