Please dont take this seriously guys its just a dumb meme I haven't written a single line of code in half of these languages
Latex: Problem --> \def\please@#1#2#3#4{\e@kill#2#3{\me#1}#4@now} --> 
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C:
Problem → return Solution;
C++:
Problem →
const [auto]&& (Problem&& problem) noexcept(noexcept( Solution<Problem>{}(std::forward<Problem>(problem)) )) { return Solution<Problem>{}(std::forward<Problem>(problem)); } -> decltype( Solution<Problem>{}(std::forward<Problem>(problem)) )
But this doesn't return the Solution. You don't invoke the lambda.
(Or does C++ have implied returns now? Last I heard there was implied move)
missing the stage of C where it's all incomprehensible bitfucking with comments like "this works, i do not know why it works, do not touch this"
PHP: Problem -> real_solution_for_real_this_time() (real_solution_i_swear() is unsafe and deprecated)
OK rust made me laugh