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Solutions? Where we're going, we don't need solutions. (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by renzev@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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Please dont take this seriously guys its just a dumb meme I haven't written a single line of code in half of these languages

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[–] bort@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Latex: Problem --> \def\please@#1#2#3#4{\e@kill#2#3{\me#1}#4@now} -->

[–] nintendiator@feddit.cl 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Problem → return Solution;

C++:

Problem →

const [auto]&& (Problem&& problem) noexcept(noexcept( Solution<Problem>{}(std::forward<Problem>(problem)) )) { return Solution<Problem>{}(std::forward<Problem>(problem)); } -> decltype( Solution<Problem>{}(std::forward<Problem>(problem)) )

[–] veniasilente@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

But this doesn't return the Solution. You don't invoke the lambda.

(Or does C++ have implied returns now? Last I heard there was implied move)

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago

missing the stage of C where it's all incomprehensible bitfucking with comments like "this works, i do not know why it works, do not touch this"

[–] xlash123@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

PHP: Problem -> real_solution_for_real_this_time() (real_solution_i_swear() is unsafe and deprecated)

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

OK rust made me laugh