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Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least

Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort

Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 months ago (1 children)

His girlfriend must love him

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There is no girlfriend, only Patrick

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

And Sandy Squirrel.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago

Wow it took me an embarrassing amount of time to notice

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

2 tongues... Took me a while to find

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I like to think it's just really long.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

He likes to slide on it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Explains why he loves the flavour of Krabby Patties so much.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That top-tongue also looks extremely weird. Like, where is it attached?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

To the uvula.