If granny is in Pennsylvania, the kid will have to send 4.5% of the open tabs to the state government. If it were me, I'd send the Xhamster tabs.
this post was submitted on 16 Dec 2025
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In the last frame I thought she was shoving her fist down the child's throat.
Better than my thoughts...
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Why is granny forcing her tits in the kids mouth
My head canon is that the lady actually printed out a screenshot of her browser with all the tabs open and was shoving this instead.
Laughs nervously
I'm a tab collector myself (only around 200 or so), but having multiple windows is just insane. I'm sorry, but that is a hard line I won't cross. I might open a second window for either private browsing or to keep a video open while browsing in the main window.
Your poor computer.
Sometimes I do have to restart Firefox due to a memory leak, but other than that, I think she's doing just fine.
Holy shit, you are sitting on your retirement money.
You are using an industry grade storage server as your desktop PC aren’t you?
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/s – that’s an impressive setup, wish I had the money to build something fun like this
That's so not me. But working in IT Support I deal with many users that are crazy attached to their tabs. Having too many tabs open make me feel uneasy, as if I was in messy space.
More than about 5 tabs makes me feel anxious.
Would you feel better knowing I have about 35 open windows, each with literally hundreds of open tabs?
And.......99% of them are porn? I have one window thats a few youtube tabs, and one mail tab.
All the other windows are hundreds of tabs of porn.
Why are you assaulting him like this?
I only care about my own browser tabs, have fun.
Being IT for you must be like being janitor to a brothel
I only use sleep mode on my desktop so I don't lose my tabs
Would it make you feel better knowing I have adhd number of tabs open?
Ignore the reddit, I have a friend that I sometimes have to talk out of stuff on there, and I have a friend that sometimes talks me out of stuff. I will not elaborate at the moment, but may elaborate if you ask and I feel like it.
It's fine, I'm only bothered by my own tab count. Be free.
This comic is so old, old.reddit is just reddit.
That used to be people with an office full of paper that claimed they have a system and know where everything is. These days they also have a desktop that's just full of icons and will panic if you move even one icon.
Lies. I have hundreds of tabs open, but no desktop icons.
It's possible to store open tabs into a bookmarks folder, (in at least one browser), so you still have them stored, but don't have them open.
It's like taking a picture of something as a momento before throwing it away.
Tabs that haven't been opened recently should be dumped from RAM anyway. In that case there's very little difference between a tab and a bookmark. You could use tabs as bookmarks by duplicating one, or you could use an addon to have live bookmark previews and use bookmarks as tabs.
Wow I have 26 tabs open. Imma go clean that up.
5 Windows over 200 tabs.
Yes some are several years old and untouched. But I probably still need them!
Alt-F4 must work fine there.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE TABS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok but some tabs I will never find the thing again and spend several days trying to find the thing, but it's lost forever and it sometimes makes me a tiny bit sad (only a tiny bit)
My open tabs build up until eventually I switch browsers.
I'm so grateful to be able to sort tabs by group (and also the unloader plug-in).
Sooooo much scat. Skibbidy doo bop!