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[–] Aljernon@lemmy.today 3 points 18 hours ago

Audio Jacks for life

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

I would recommend 3389.

[–] ttyybb@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

My phone has a headphone jack. I never want to let it go

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Headphone jack and removeable battery for me. I always have 3 batteries in rotation, and replace the oldest one every 2 years or so.

Carry a spare in my pack and have a 3rd charging on an external charger to swap out at home.

Im currently working full time doing solar installs. I do a lot of the EE and physical design, and can edit both from my phone, whole working off of existing plans. And I can't exactly have my phone plugged in while up on a roof. So I just swap out my battery when it gets low.

The when I get home, I swap out the dead battery for the one on the charger, and plug my phone in while I sleep.

I also end up catering or 'celeb' bartending 2x a month or so during the season out here. On those days ill often swap to the 3rd battery before I go to work for the evening so I have a fresh battery and can run the music off my phone all evening, without having to worry about power.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I traded my headphone jack for a pen. I'm buying a new active USB-C-to-Jack converter every six month, because techbros fell in love with some futuristic concept image featuring a cyborg girl wearing what appears to be wireless earbuds. (At least the full transparent glass phone apocalypse is further away)

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

If they ever do that I will refuse to call them anything other than datapads

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 95 points 2 days ago (9 children)

Product R&D engineer here. I have a product manager who only knows how to give one piece of feedback: make it smaller and slimmer. What requirement is driving this? Can't say. What user need are we trying to address? No idea. But smaller=better for some reason.

[–] khaleer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 21 hours ago

compensating for complexes behaviour, I guess

[–] Lembot_0006@programming.dev 65 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Can't you just kill him? You know, for the greater good?

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 60 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Just make sure you dispose of the body in the smallest, thinnest container possible.

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[–] azertyfun@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

One thing people who don't build products tend to imagine is that PMs are constantly doing market research, data analysis, focus groups, etc.

That may be true at some companies, but IME they can be clueless beyond belief because their real job is to be salespeople. They sell dreams to executives. Whether those will actually sell is a much lower concern.

See also: AI being shoved down everyone's throats.

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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 7 points 1 day ago

Have you considered arranging an office white water rafting trip or perhaps cave diving, where a terrible misfortune may befall this person?

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[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Got a Zenbook Duo last year. As thick as an old Thinkad.

But it has two screens; one under the keyboard. The keyboard pops off, then you prop it up with the kickstand to get one at eye level and the other below.

It's friggin amazing.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’m all for this on laptops. I’ve had external monitors for so long that when I have to work using only the laptop screen, it’s difficult to be effective. It’s great that laptops are small and light but I’ll sacrifice some of that for more screen size

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Agreed. I had to start a new repo with scripts to get most of the features working in Linux, but I just consider that a fun weekend of discovery.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 52 points 2 days ago (11 children)

Make components smaller so you can have it be more powerful, not so it can be smaller and the same power.

Give me a week long battery.

Give me an actual camera sensor.

Give me no more lag.

Give me real storage.

Give me a fucking headphone jack.

Give me a replaceable battery!

Give me smaller, dedicated buttons.

Give me a phone with a real frame, something I can sit on, jump on, lean on, and use as a hammer.

Give me a phone that doesn't have components that slowly work themselves free over a few years.

No more planned obsolescence.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 days ago (3 children)
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[–] brygphilomena@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Give me texture! I want to be able to grip my phone and not have it constantly slide off tables and couches because glass is so smooth.

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[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 55 points 2 days ago (19 children)

Bigger battery, more ergonomic grip, less camera bump, better thermal regulation, less weight, nobody wants a thinner phone

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The camera bump is insane. Scratching the lens every time you place your phone on a solid surface. I have to find a specific phone case where the lip around the camera is high enough that it’s at least the same level as the lens.

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[–] Asetru@feddit.org 31 points 2 days ago (7 children)

This is what it once looked like. 😭

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 46 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Ports and a slightly larger battery using the space in the shell created by the ports

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[–] Guillermosaenz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ports are just offline compatibility.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

And we can't have that, can we?

--Silicon Valley Giants That Force Design Paradigms

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I…actually like my MacBook Air…

It’s weird but the portability is nice. I’ve been lugging desktop replacements for so long that having something that can fit anywhere and not break my back is cool.

Now does EVERYTHING need to be like that, no.

[–] albbi@piefed.ca 3 points 1 day ago
[–] Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

I want smaller, not thinner, if I wanted a large phone, I would have used a tablet to take calls

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Also me: puts a thick case on my thin phone

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