Ok cool I had a satellite crash into my house yesterday and kill me instantly, I was worried until I saw this post
this post was submitted on 15 Dec 2025
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As a nightroom entity, I was concerned for you too. Get well soon ๐
We need more PSAs telling us not to worry about things.
It was my insight into my illusory self.
I am so scrombled it's unreal.
I was Shpongled at a point in the past, makes me immune to Scrombling.
For those who are unsure of their Shpongled status, please take the following test:
I know your not supposed to self diagnose online, but what do you do when your symptoms perfectly align?
i would like to apply for 1 jug hot cheese pleese
You have not specified a desired temperature, therefore the mean universal temperature will be used. Your jug of 674, 212 Kelvin cheese is being delivered presently
Not hot enough, not enough cheese
Yea but have you been scrombled?
Not yet I need cheeses in my life
๐ฆ how do I get tested?1?
When you forget your plumbus at home.
literally me
Is this gen alpha humor? I find it hilarious
is this not just bone hurting juice? Have I been left behind by the memes?
Yeah I guess it is. Ive seen stuff like thos referred to as gen a humor idk man, i just laugh
Hilarity is another symptom. This is quite a serious matter.
Kind of similar to Donnie Darko
I made beer cheese last night
My absolute head hasn't had too much trouble. However, my relative head has been throbbing like crazy...
Oof, relatives will do that to you ๐ก
I masturbated by entity. I like.
This is not a shitpost. Reported.
Oh thank God. I was starting to worry about this big hot jug cheese...
The cheese one. I'm not sure.... Can someone give me an example?