Small hands, big lies.
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The biglyest lies
Yuuge
Remember kids, these hands are grabbing someone by their pussy
" but hey, kids, this is how I met your mother"
It's also the same gesture he uses when talking about Arnold Palmer, it can get confusing.
“Big man, strong man, he came to me, came to me with tears in his eyes…”
Bing bong, bing bing bong, bing bong bing, bing bong bong bing bing bong
thats his 'spread em' pose as a metaphorical 'prepare to be buttfucked ladies'
Like that dude ever fucked ladies.
Edit: consentually
He's certainly fucked em over
If you see paying for sexual services as consensual, he probably did.
If you don't, he probably didn't.
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Itty bitty baby hands
“Itty Bitty Baby Hands and the Skipping Dipshit”
Me in an interview
Perfect beautiful lies folks. Everyone knows it.