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Ah the humble service set identifier! It seems to have grown from a simple way for access points to identify themselves to potential clients to a little public bulletin board for airing one's grievances toward noisy neighbors or showcasing one's wit.

What notable SSIDs have you run into out in the wild or created yourself?

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[–] MonsterTrick@piefed.world 9 points 3 days ago

At one of the CeX I go to, the WiFi is called something like "SafeCeX"

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 3 days ago

Pretty_Fly_4_a_WiFi

[–] Hatshepsut@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

ICanHearYouHavingSex was in a friend’s building

[–] philpo@feddit.org 10 points 4 days ago

If that was in eastern Germany 10 years ago...that was me and I had my reasons,see above.

[–] Vanth@reddthat.com 23 points 4 days ago (3 children)

My sister's network is named:

Ce n'est pas un réseau

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[–] toad@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 days ago

“99 problems, but wi-fi ain’t one” is mine currently.

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I enjoy when ever I see a "Wu Tang lan"

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[–] penguin202124@sh.itjust.works 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Mine is "Get Off my LAN!".

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[–] Mighty@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Somewhere in my vicinity is "Wu Tang Lan" And mine is called "mum look I got internet"

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[–] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

When I was living in an apartment complex for students, I saw "secret batcave wlan", so I changed mine to "wayne manor guests"

[–] BzzBiotch@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

My network name used to be: DoYouKnowWhyIAmFat? Password: EverytimeIFuckYoMomSheGivesMeACookie#2024

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Setting up a guest network for hub's basement brewery.

We are australian. His initials are JB.

JB Wifi

[–] littleomid@feddit.org 17 points 4 days ago

The usual ones being House Lanister and Martin Router King.

[–] Jela@lemmy.today 9 points 3 days ago

ours is "flamingos for sale" 🦩

my two favorites are: DropItLikeItsHotSpot YouCantTakeWiFiFromMe

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 4 days ago

In college I always named my router Skynet.

[–] Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

My last one was 'Insert WiFi Pun Here' because I couldn't think of a good one in the spot.

[–] rucksack@feddit.org 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

it hurts when IP Obi Wlan Kenobi Milutin Miwlanković

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[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
  • "Come naked and bring beer"
  • "Crack Cave"
  • "$name, 2. floor, 23, single"
[–] JackDark@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm keen on my own: NecromancerGlitterPonies

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[–] Canopyflyer@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

One of mine is:

ITHertzWhenIP

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Mine used to be "Network Name? Why not Zoidberg?"

[–] reksas@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 days ago

I named mine "skynet"

[–] mkhopper@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

My SSID has always been "InfectedWithVirus".

[–] KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz 11 points 4 days ago

Pretty Fly for a Wifi

[–] Meeshall65@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Reboot tot connect

[–] trd@feddit.nu 11 points 4 days ago

Alot of networks around here, the fbi van pops up from time to time, and then 15 generic modem routers and in the middle of that list is "one of many".

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

"Evil Lair"

"Invisible Wire"

[–] Today@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (3 children)
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[–] 5oap10116@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

NSA Surveillance Vehicle #2

[–] TheWeirdestCunt@lemmy.today 6 points 3 days ago

I think I'm gonna have to name my next one "Jen this is the internet" or something similar

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