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submitted 2 weeks ago by LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] starik@lemmy.zip 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I really do want the small piece. I’m too full. I actually don’t want any pie at all, but I don’t want to be rude.

[–] Matty_r@programming.dev 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ohh, maybe a little bit of pud

[–] rapchee@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

there's always room for christmad pud hohoho

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

Or your pie is nasty goop and I don't want to be rude

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You ask for a small piece, you get a small piece. I'm not the asshole who is going to ruin your diet.

Ask for what you want, or get what you asked for. I don't fucking play mind games.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

I want the small piece, I ate too much real food and now don't have room for the big one and don't like being judged for wasting that last bit of pie I knew I couldn't eat.

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

I feel like asking for seconds after having a small piece is the best compliment you can give to whoever made the cake.

[–] fireweed@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, but asking for the small piece how I get through social situations like birthday parties with grocery store sheet cake; I think grocery store sheetcake is absolutely disgusting and a standard-sized piece will literally make me sick, but I will suffer a few bites to be part of the festivities and not make the host feel judged for their taste in desserts. Give me a big piece and I'll feel obligated to finish the whole thing or rudely waste the gifted food.

Also sometimes I'm full or have a bellyache or already had a big dessert that day and really can't handle that much sugar.

Either way if I'm wrong and decide I want more, there's this concept called "getting a second serving."

[–] SnoringEarthworm@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Christmas idea: actual cake made to look like a piece of coal.