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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
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  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[โ€“] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You ask for a small piece, you get a small piece. I'm not the asshole who is going to ruin your diet.

Ask for what you want, or get what you asked for. I don't fucking play mind games.

[โ€“] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

I want the small piece, I ate too much real food and now don't have room for the big one and don't like being judged for wasting that last bit of pie I knew I couldn't eat.