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[–] BremboTheFourth@piefed.ca 108 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Dig a hole as deep as you can, bury it oriented correctly, hide the burial site as best you can. Sooner or later a landslide or earthquake or flood or something might move it, but hey, if we get really lucky, we might have bought a few million years!

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 63 points 5 months ago (2 children)

New rule: If nobody is holding the sword, there's no longer any "up", and everything just floats about

[–] GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.world 48 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The support Djin told me the enchantment is written on Read-Only-Magic runes. We can't patch it in, and no one knows the rumplestiltskin recovery key, so we can't disable the indestructability enchantment either to disintegrate it. Honestly, it'll take a hard reboot of the material plane, but Xanathar is online right now and I'm told it's pretty important stuff, and he has the reboot button anyway so take it up with him.

[–] Thassodar@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 months ago

Classic Xanathar, holdin up reboots

(β•―Β°β–‘Β°οΌ‰β•―οΈ΅ ┻━┻)

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 12 points 5 months ago

That's just classic sales-wizard razzle-dazzle. It had to be programmed somehow and there's likely a service rune on the side for debugging. Read-Only runes can be overpowered with the right equipment

[–] BremboTheFourth@piefed.ca 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

... does the person have to be alive?

[–] rotkehlchen@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago

Asking the important questions.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

In the meantime, find a way to unenchant it.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 11 points 5 months ago

nah just leave it in the fridge next to vegetable drawer. No one will touch it

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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 61 points 5 months ago (2 children)

hmmm.

As DM, I'm always looking for ways of creating the potential for highly improbable but incredibly humorous TPKs.

And I think I just found a new toy.

Best part is, the Murder Hobo is going to love it. At least, until, eh, we'll they'll just have to find out.

[–] brsrklf@jlai.lu 24 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Give it a quick spin and if you're fast enough, it'll just shake everything a bit but everyone around is going to puke.

[–] brygphilomena@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Brace your back against a tree and just point at an enemy. They'll fall into the sword.

[–] Lightfire228@pawb.social 15 points 5 months ago (4 children)

That's how you end up with a 200lb missile smashing your guts out

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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

Sure. And imagine trying to swing it at something or stabbing someone with it. They’d get sucked into the sword, sorta.

But.

Interactions with the sword of down is going to be interesting.

Also, there’s shield of upside-down causes it to reverse when it successfully blocks.

Also, there’s a small chance it’ll break at a really inopportune moment.

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[–] vrek@programming.dev 8 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Make it have an insanely high damage, like 50, 000 dps but since he soon learns a sword is useless if you can't swing it. Bonus points if he gives up his primary weapon to get the up sword so when he learns it's useless he has no weapon

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[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Now explain this observation with the globe earth model.

Checkmate atheist

[–] mriormro@lemmy.zip 33 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The sword of surface normal vector

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 19 points 5 months ago (14 children)
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 21 points 5 months ago (7 children)

Pretty cool concept if you're an outside observer

  • a football kicked from outside of the range would suddenly gain horizontal speed within the range, and then exit the range at freefall speed into the goal.
  • a nun walking from outside of the range would suddenly glide like a dark screaming angel of death across the field within the range, only to then end in a series of fantastic rolls after leaving it
  • a man on a pogo stick would do a super massive horizontal jump across the field, and the use that potential energy to one final massive jump after leaving the range
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[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The earth is flat, but its flat in spherical spacetime. Checkmate atheists

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[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago (3 children)

You can just put it on the ground. Since it always points up, gravity will always go straight down through its center, so it will be self balancing. You just need some one to guard it.

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[–] TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago (10 children)

Sounds like a potentially great gameplay mechanic for a puzzle platformer.

[–] Daefsdeda@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Gravity rush? I don't know though, never played or saw it. I just remember the mechanic where you decide which way gravity is.

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[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Immortals Fenyx Rising has a similar game mechanic is I remember correctly.

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[–] lauha@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Imagine that thing being real and you point it sideways and the whole planet's center of gravity shifts 6700 kilometrrs under you and the whole mass off the planet starts to crumble in that direction

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 months ago

Largest game of Spin The Bottle evah!

[–] schema@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Wouldn't the way he is holding it already kill a good chunk of the population? People on the other side of the planet would just fall into space along with the athmosphere loose matter and water.

I guess it must be the direction relative to the direction from the earth's center.

That little tilt he did definitely killed a few hundred millions from the tidal waves alone unless the effect of the sword is local to an area.

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[–] chunes@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago (4 children)

So everyone on the other side of the planet has already been flung out into space

[–] Ellvix@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Nah, it's a disc planet resting on 4 elephants standing on a giant turtle. They good fam.

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[–] LucidNightmare@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Have a statue commissioned that will forever hold the sword is from then on a new religion lol

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

It's all fun ,and games, until one day ~~a child with no parents~~ a protagonist approaches..

[–] Xenny@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)

.......is this a flat plane of existence? Or a globe?

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

Maybe it's localized.

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[–] Guitarfun@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Put it on a giant clock face and see if humans can adapt.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 8 points 5 months ago

Just cement it into the ground or something...now which way is the ground?

[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago (3 children)

How does that mesh with a spherical world?

gonna tell my kids this was arin and danny

[–] baggins@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I'll just hang it from the tip? And maybe the bottom too just for safety

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'd half-ass tape it to a wall and call it a day.

[–] sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org 21 points 5 months ago

I appreciate the commitment to making that gif

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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Keep it slightly tilted just to fuck with people.

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