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[–] cm0002@mander.xyz 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh what the FUCK‽ So you're the weirdo who broke into my house and took that picture‽

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If you don't want me to break in, don't steal my apartment and put It in your house!

[–] cm0002@mander.xyz 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I told you already, it was fucking Q playing his dumb pranks!

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

So I might have fucked up last week:

I have been contemplating buying a new couch for my house. It being Thanksgiving, I figured this was the best time so I could save some money. So I hopped in my car and went and bought a new couch.

I also decided this would be a good time to rearrange my living room the way I wanted it to be (for the new couch). This meant halving two builtins to accommodate my very large TV stand. My thought process was that I could remove half the builtins without having to remove them completely; I was wrong. Boy, was I wrong.

Not only am I going to have to build all new builtins, but also:

  1. Left an inch gap between the ceiling drywall and the wall
  2. I must’ve cracked the ceiling drywall removing a builtin, so I need to patch the ceiling (its a popcorn ceiling)
  3. The carpet under the builtins is not the same carpet as my living room
  4. The builtins were painted after they were installed — including the wall behind the builtins (i.e. there was no backing to the builtins)
  5. The window on that wall is not centered in the room (in fact, I don’t think anything in that house — window, fireplace — are centered)

So yeah, I can’t help but wonder how many years it’ll be before I fix my living room.

~All because of a fucking couch. 🤦‍♂️~

[–] Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 months ago

I had no sink in my bathroom for 7 years. Every day I would use the shower to wash my hands or brush my teeth and then think "one of these days I should figure out who to call to install this sink".

I gave up on the apartment before it happened. I wonder if these days it would have been different with me being medicated.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I miss vertical blinds. Our cats destroyed all our horizontal blinds, so we just keep the curtains closed for privacy.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yours or that of the cats?

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 months ago

Definitely not the cats. Gotta have curtains long-enough to tuck-under them so they can enjoy the couch-cushions and the view, particularly if I want the curtains to also do their duty stopping glare on the TV in the far-corner.

[–] stankmut@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It was a race between my cat chewing the cords holding my horizontal blinds together vs the vertical blinds just deciding to self destruct. I've had wet toilet paper that tore less easily then the vertical blinds I have.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Never understood the vertical blinds made of fabric or other flimsy materials. The kind I grew up with, the kind I miss, were thick plastic or vinyl. You could paint them

[–] stankmut@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

These are vinyl. They just tear at the top where the hook goes.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Unless the stems are breaking, that's what repair-tabs are for. That said, I can't believe that's still the only way the slats are being hung.

Oh wait, I found a thing. I was thinking some sort of clamp would be best, and that's basically what these are.

Somehow, I doubt it keeps them from being pulled-down again, but at least you should be able to just put them back up again and again this way.

[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

Welcome, kindred spirit 😁

[–] Amuletta@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

If you wait long enough, it comes back into fashion.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

And for thar reason (and I like fire), I have no blinds. :)