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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 175 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You voted for a man with 34 felony convictions, found to be civilly liable for rape, whose best friends were human trafficking pedofiles and called for an insurrection live on TV because you thought he would follow the law?

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I might go so far as to say Trump was also probably a trafficker. I think that's the reason he's still scrambling to scrub everything from the Epstein files, because he knows he's dead meat on the world stage otherwise. I'm willing to chalk up the whole "restarting child separation" thing in 2016 up to racism, but then for ICE/CBP to just brazenly state "we have no idea where they went" reeks of "we just have this black van and some of the kids go in there, and some of the kids go to foster homes."

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[–] Amuletta@lemmy.ca 88 points 1 month ago (4 children)

The goons that ICE hires aren't bright enough to distinguish between legal and illegal. They recently tried to arrest Elaine Miles, who played Marilyn on Northern Exposure. She isn't the only indigenous person that they've tried this with.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/nov/28/elaine-miles-actor-ice-detained-id-fake

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Hell, they've sent actual citizens to be tortured in a site in El Salvador.

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[–] Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

I 100% believe that a big reason they're so adamant about the masks is because they pulled from a bunch of those white supremacist militias to pad out their numbers. Illegal to them is absolutely just "not white enough" or "not speaking enough English" for them.

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[–] Aljernon@lemmy.today 72 points 1 month ago (3 children)

There was a Mexican immigrant at work from a more financially secure family who travelled back to Mexico for a visit right when the ICE problems were exploding; he couldn't understand our surprise that we would risk it. "I'm not illegal, I have all my papers". Bro, none of your white citizen coworkers think this has anything to do with immigration status, the crackdown is just about racism.

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[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 70 points 1 month ago

Obligatory: Have the day you voted for! o7

[–] Zink@programming.dev 69 points 1 month ago (52 children)

That last paragraph about ~"we voted maga ... we want the illegals gone ... never thought the leopards would victimize myyyyy immigrant" sounds so on-the-nose and oblivious that it makes it sound like a badly written fake.

But as a white USian from a conservative family, and especially during this wonderful holiday time of year, I know in my heart that I am not-too-distantly related to people who are every bit that ignorant about the world.

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[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 65 points 1 month ago (6 children)
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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 54 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I cannot even fathom being so stupid as to think this wouldn't have happened to me or that posting this would matter in the least. If anything, Republicans are reading that and belly laughing at how fucking gullible they are for believing anything trump says.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 16 points 1 month ago

But they’re hurting the wrong people!

[–] hanrahan@piefed.social 45 points 1 month ago
[–] fodor@lemmy.zip 44 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Fake. Anyone who actually knows the process knows that there are almost zero illegals. Immigration violations are civil infractions. Like parking tickets, or not mowing your lawn.

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Tf is Trump Curious? 🤮🤮🤮

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 48 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 month ago

Bubba posting

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

"I wouldn't go up to Trump and ask him to blow me. But ya know, if he just grabbed me by the bussy..."

[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 month ago

"society is okay and all, but what if we burned it down so the Nazis can take over"

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Have the life you voted for Kesilisms. MAGA beta importing a foreign wife because American women aren't interested in raising a man child.

[–] Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

What do you want to bet that "legal" pathway they were using is one of the ones like TPS or Asylum etc that Trump has explicitly said was "illegal actually, trust me bro"

No way it's only taken 2 years on the "normal" legal track.

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[–] X@piefed.world 31 points 1 month ago

Sucks to suck, bud.

[–] Stanley_Pain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"I Never Thought" pretty much sums it up.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 29 points 1 month ago

I never thought...

We know.

[–] sleepdrifter@startrek.website 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Good lord that comment section

[–] bunkyprewster@startrek.website 42 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Like this guy, who just puts it out there.

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[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

God bless the leopards. May the cat guide you.

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[–] LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Hahaha. Sucks to suck.

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 month ago

This is the stupidity we are up against.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 month ago

"god bless" = developmentally delayed in any case.

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 11 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Well if your argument is she's beautiful, we should see the evidence.

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[–] BotsRuinedEverything@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

And then they came for me

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Womp womp, think harder next time

[–] chuckd@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Some day they'll get it. It's not about following the law or doing it the "right" way. It's about the color of your skin.

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