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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
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That last paragraph about ~"we voted maga ... we want the illegals gone ... never thought the leopards would victimize myyyyy immigrant" sounds so on-the-nose and oblivious that it makes it sound like a badly written fake.
But as a white USian from a conservative family, and especially during this wonderful holiday time of year, I know in my heart that I am not-too-distantly related to people who are every bit that ignorant about the world.
They were sold the idea that deporting unregistered workers would mean more jobs for registered workers. Essentially they voted for the one party promising jobs.
Too bad it was all a lie
Libs need something to feel smug about onto even if it's fake AF.
FUCKING EVERYONE HERE IS LIBERAL. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Illegals and immigrants are different things. Its not fake its a person being honest about their situation and feelings.
(This person has also called ICE “people just like you and me”.)
It’s worse than that.
Did you just…screenshot the comment I replied to and then send it to me? Why?
I meant to share the user tag I have for them.
Here, I will zoom and enhance!
Thats on you if you can't see the humanity we all share.
Are you fucking serious? I hope not. But I won't stick around to find out. blocked like the little troll you are.
ICE people are psychopaths who kill others in cold blood
Yeah, and we have to live with them for the rest of their 50-60 year lives, so maybe we should figure out how to build bridges and bring people over rather than shit on them. But whatever makes you feel better, lemmy isn't that serious.
What brings you to that conclusion?
That people live many more years after we meet them? Is that controversial?
No we don't, we should deport them to Uganda.
Uganda be kiddin' me!
Our shit has to go somewhere for the next 50-60 years. ICE works for me and my bowels.
Plenty of people on lemmy are in favor of disposing of all ice agents. Funny how most won't be blunt about it though and say they literally want to take a group of people and kill them all.
Yeah I know that. The error of conflating the two was not mine.
The underlying point -- and I'm going to explain it because it is often left unsaid on lemmy and serves as the basis for sarcasm -- is that the motive for kicking all the "illegals" out of the country comes from a place of hate, ignorance, and fear rather than some kind of rule of law purity.
That's why it gets pointed out in an "I told you so" fashion when somebody in favor of short circuiting due process for "violent illegals" loses their legal immigrant spouse or gets their own US Citizen ass whisked away to another continent.
If it were about the law, they wouldn't want to circumvent the law to hurt the "others" faster.
aside: it sucks that every time I use an em dash in a comment it makes me wonder if people will think I use some LLM crap to compose internet comments for 17 people to read, lol
You will have to pry the em-dash out of my cold, dead rigor-mortised hands. I will not let AI take that from me.
No we don't think any less of you–we just think it's an irony thing.
Possibly. There are problems caused by illegal immigration, as well as how America abuses legal immigrants. Just because I live in a place where multiculturalism is seen as a benefit to the community, doesnt mean everyone does.
I really dont think anyone expected how the trump admin is treating immigrants, but most right wing people won't be exposed to any media that clues them in. Thats why we see people only realize after being personally affected.
All that said, when someone changes their mind from a worse position to a better one, we should be cheering them on, not insulting and laughing at them.
There is almost no illegal immigration in the US because immigration is not a criminal offense. Don't get to try to sound serious and then lie about the law. Immigration violations are civil infractions, like parking tickets.
You know I was referring to entering the country without the proper process. Sort of a weak gotcha there.
Nope, none. There are problems caused by authoritarian and heavy-handed immigration law (this is what the H1B and exploited farm workers stuff falls under), but illegal immigration itself? Absolutely not. There's a reason the first two laws restricting immigration to the US were the Page Act and the Chinese Exclusion Act, both targeting East Asians specifically; this shit has always been about racism.
Yeah no, plenty of people did. He literally promised to deport millions of them.
Well, maybe the fact you can't see how other people have different lives and live under different systems, makes it hard for you to see other perspectives.
I'm perfectly willing to see other perspectives when they're not bullshit. It just happens that this particular perspective is bullshit. In the words of many a rightwinger, facts don't care about your feelings. Or mine, or anybody's. If you want more proof, Democrats, which tend to be city dwellers and therefore more likely to interact with immigrants, are overwhelmingly pro-immigration.
Yes, people who are around immigrants and find a social benefit tend to promote immigration, while those who are around immigrants and see a social detriment will be against immigration.
Not sure what point you are making though.
Because you (I suspect intentionally) misread my reply. The people most likely to be around immigrants in the first place overwhelming support immigration.
There's a lot of these
And not many of these.
I don't really think that such a person really learned the lesson. They're only seeking individual exception, not criticizing the policy, let alone reflecting on their other beliefs or the other policies of their leader.
Its a step in the right direction I'd like to think, but of course I'm being hopeful as I won't know what happens.
Don't trust an unscrupulous person just because their self interest briefly aligned with your beliefs or interests.
Personal experience can be very powerful, and I dont believe its less meaningful because they didnt notice until they were affected. We have all had this happen to us to some degree, I'm not going to hold it against someone.
At the very least this will change how they think about immigration in the states when it comes up in conversation.
Again, I don't believe it will, because they've clearly put themselves in a separate category as "the others" who deserve it. Historically, in these situations, people like this will start to blame the other victims "this wouldn't have happened if it wasn't for you". They believe that they've been mistakenly swept up in a good and righteous action against bad people.
Well they can't blame liberals for this one. Where else can they point blame but their own party?
They can victim blame.
They can say "my immigrant is special and isn't one of the bad ones. It is the fault of the bad immigrants that this policy was needed and therefore their fault that I was affected."
They will excuse the incompetence of the law enforcement and officials involved and simply blame illegals? Its possible but thats just doubling down. Very cynical but of course you could be right.
Speculating can only get us so far unfortunately.
Considering the audience on this platform, that hyperbolic statement is erring in the wrong direction. Not only do I bet that a majority of people reading this expected it, but I half expect to see somebody else reply "EVERYBODY expected this, you son of an honorable dame" or something like that.
I do believe that audience would have plenty of genuine "nobody expected this" reactions. Are you a recovering conservative yourself? I grew up in that world. Been there, friend.
I'm not a recovering conservative but I have a lot of compassion and empathy for that group. At a certain point I realized all the anti-conservative talk here was just as bigoted as people claim conservatives are.
I really don't like seeing posts where someone is vulnerable and honest about their life, and the responses on here are hateful and in some cases violent.
I don't understand how the people on here posting don't realize they are part of the problem.
It feels pretty disingenuous to ignore that the "legal" pathway to immigration is a matter of years and thousands of dollars; which pretty much always blocks asylum seekers. Now it's also a matter of the luck to not be born into the "wrong" countries.
OOP's wife will be illegal the moment she steps foot in this country, and OOP and I can agree that's ridiculous. I just extend the same to lots and lots of other people.