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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
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What do you want to bet that "legal" pathway they were using is one of the ones like TPS or Asylum etc that Trump has explicitly said was "illegal actually, trust me bro"
No way it's only taken 2 years on the "normal" legal track.
I bet they could have a much easier time migrating to his wife's country or any third country too. Its kinda shocking when I see people who are full citizens of countries going "oh yeah I just immigrated a couple of years ago" and it's like...you can do that?
Oh absolutely, but even discounting the bits of wording that scream "I'm doing my part to make this a WHITE CHRISTIAN NATION" in his post I guarantee you he'd instinctively see moving to any non-US county as a significant downgrade.
Hey apparently Russia has been trying to attract folks who think America's not white and Christian enough! They even offer citizenship through military service!