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[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

What

the

fuck

[–] Klear@quokk.au 204 points 1 month ago (19 children)

Incest is fucking relative!

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 51 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Pun aside, on a socio-cultural and legal level yes it is relative, it all depends how far separated you are on the cousin tree and what is legally and culturally acceptable. Like in many Middle Eastern countries first cousin marriages is straight up normal and not considered incest.

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It's legal in a lot of states in the US

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

so is child marriage in most states

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Capitalism is legal in all states and territories.

[–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 25 points 1 month ago

Fucked up if true

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[–] OldQWERTYbastard@lemmy.world 174 points 1 month ago
[–] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 100 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Wren@lemmy.today 76 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My cousin got a vasectomy. I'm basted and ready to be stuffed.

[–] nomorebillboards@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Icks me out, but I can’t find any moral fault.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I definitely get why it picks you out.imagine banging your cousin without one of your parents watching while you do it. Gross

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[–] RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world 75 points 1 month ago

what in the Alabama

[–] Tundra@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 month ago (4 children)

can you explain this to a brit

[–] flonflons@lemmy.world 137 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Typically the joke is that you escape family on Thanksgiving with your cousins to go on a walk and get high before returning. This twists it and adds incest

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 47 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I didn't know we were supposed to get high! We just got out of the family for a while

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 59 points 1 month ago (8 children)

I didn't get high, I didn't get laid... goddamn, how much of life did I miss?

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago

It's never too late to follow your dreams!

[–] Sc00ter@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago

Did you at least sneak a smirnoff ice out of the basement and share it on your walk?

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[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Wait, seriously? You guys didn't realize that you were supposed to smoke weed on "the walk"? That's hilarious.

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[–] nerdschleife@lemmy.zip 105 points 1 month ago

The Royal family

[–] OldQWERTYbastard@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (8 children)

They appear to be from Birmingham.

Not the UK one.

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[–] themaninblack@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Sure! Thanksgiving is principally a national holiday in the U.S. that traces its roots to religious and historical traditions from England, particularly during the early 17th century colonies in the New World.

It’s meant to be an autumn harvest holiday. The apocryphal story is that Puritans sat down with Native Americans to feast and celebrate goodwill between their respective groups but the evidence for this is suspect at best.

Over time, Thanksgiving became more popular and involves heavy travel during the (pre-) holiday season. It’s a chance for families to enjoy each others’ company before Christmas and feast on roast turkey and a variety of vegetable dishes.

Hope this helps! Go with God.

[–] Hamartia@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Planes, Trains and Automobiles is most instructional in this regard.

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[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago (3 children)

That fivehead is on point.

It explains much

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I mean IDK if you're both guys and you're second cousins I heard it doesn't even count and he agrees

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[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

cousins

The turkey isn't the only one that got holes stretched and stuffed to satisfy 12 people

[–] StrixUralensis@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 17 points 1 month ago

So much Giving, so much Thanks

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No joke we have some in our family who are second cousins. They're known as the inbreds.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

it would have cost you nothing to not say that....

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