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that feel when your partner has a tummy ache & a stuffy nose and so you get on your knees to give her tummy kisses & she looks down at you & breathes out her nose which makes a crazy alien clicking sound and you find out that you have an alien femdom kink apparently

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[–] ChadMcTruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 hours ago

i just wonder what hypothetically someone in this situation should do because admitting it would be highly unmanly and unpatriotic and whoever made this meme is probably FREAKING OUT