So, what is so holly with the female genitalia that they have to ask this question?
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I guess it's the whole internal vs. external thing
No, cause I wash the fucking towel like a civilized human being.
You use a fresh towel every day?
Yes, because I'm not a fucking animal.
That's kinda of wasteful isn't it? Washing a perfectly good towel after a single usage.
If the body was cleaned correctly, you could just air dry and use it like 2 to 3 times.
I use two towels per week, and they never smell bad before I put them for washing.
That’s kinda of wasteful isn’t it? Washing a perfectly good towel after a single usage.
i'm doing a load of whites once a week regardless, so no, its not wasteful.
I mean, when you use a towel to dry off your clean body, does it dirty the towel that much?
and you leave it hanging in the bathroom until next time you use it, ever done research on how much shit.. both literal and metaphorical, gets launched into the air every time you flush?
a closed lid reduces, but does not entirely prevent it, either.
Ehhh all of my clean towels hang too because my bathroom is so small the sink is in the hallway, and I don't have space for another dresser in my bedroom. Something something old house problems. I can worry about cleanliness of towels in the next house in 1-10 years
To avoid using the same are for my butthole before my face, I always use the left side of the towel on my upper body and the right side on my lower body. I always keep the left side on the left so I can keep track.
You dry your balls first, then your ass. Then, you get in the shower. After the shower, you use the same towel again to re-apply your musk. Women love it.
Umh...I usually take showers to get clean. So, when I´m done showering (read: when I have successfully finished the task of cleaning my whole body), I use a towel to dry my now clean body. Since my whole body is clean now, I do not distinct between single body parts, because, as previously mentioned, they are all equally clean now.
Hey everybody! This guy touches his butt!
Butt toucher! Butt toucher!
This. And I use more soap on my ass and balls than about anywhere else on my body JUST TO BE EXTRA CLEAN.
I can't tell if this is displaying correctly, so here's a couple links
https://br.omega.com/dilbert/images2/311a.jpg
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a4/fb/60/a4fb6088b0dd0bea28b594911417589d.gif
The links certainly work.
Perfect Dilbert reference, friend. Lol
I just wish Adams hadn't gone bananas
Wait, you guys don’t dip your balls in isopropyl?
I mean they’re clean AND dry afterwards…
Towel has two sides & two ends. Check mate.
Also four sides and four corners. Use this information with wisdom and not foolishness.
The corners are used for cleaning ears
Drying ears, you mean?
Otherwise I fear for the purpose you're going to put those edges to.
The remaining corners can be used for drying, yes
You just got out of a shower. If you washed well, what's it matter?
This is such an american question.
It's after a shower. At that point your balls should be as clean as your face, or you're doing it wrong.
You would be shocked how bad most people are at cleaning themselves. They think just being under running water is enough or only wash upper with soap and the "rest runs down and gets washed"
Been washing my balls n ass since junior high and guys would look at me like I'm insane when i mentioned i shampoo downstairs, is how i came to find out most of them don't even do basic soap let alone scrub down there
Shampoo’s not for body hair. You’re better off with body wash or regular soap.
Instead of showering I just roll around in garbage, it fortifies the skin against bees and keeps dangerous people away. It keeps all other kinds of people away too which is a nice bonus.
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