Ya gert plum
this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2025
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There actually are apples with red flesh - also apples with pink and orange flesh.
if it's tasty, make sure you remember which tree you got it from. get a cutting and draft it into an apple tree sapling. enjoy your new apple variant. name it whatever the fuck you want to.
*graft But yes, apple varieties are great for grafting onto one tree. My grandfather spent years doing it and grew about 20 varieties of apple on one tree.
meant to spell GRAFT, typing in my phone makes me make so many mistakes, I miss many of them.
sucks,
This isn't a true story, but it's a cute enough one.
Witch part exactly?
The glass coffin part. She actually just lounged around in her bedroom scrolling on her phone until she got hungry.
If you think that's an apple maybe you shouldn't be foraging...
What? You need to expand your knowledge of apple types. I've had a similar variety; a bit floral, but not bad.
It's a rather large cherry
The supermarket sold this variety for Halloween. The kids found them funny but they didn't like the taste so I had to eat all of them. There might actually still be one left in the kitchen.