That'd get you fired afaik.
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If your boss is a chill guy who can take a joke I'm sure he would laugh the first time but if you did this repeatedly then probably not
At an oil refinery OSHA doesn't fuck about.
This person would break the sound barrier on their way out. Mostly on account of the last smart guy trying this.
We still have OSHA?
Until new year at least
But if we get rid of OSHA, what's Mike Rowe going to hold for laughter and applause for after he says "ocean?"
The tide goes in the tide goes out you can’t explain it
Yes I can. Tide goes in because tide goes out.
Why are you arguing with me? I just explained it. Tide goes in because tide goes out.
Fuck it! We'll do it live!
Something something BP oil spill
They might fuck around a little bit.
Not in anything Petrochemical. They rulebooks habe a very clear restriction on "anything that is, or appears to be" (a cigarette).
Totally makes sense too. If the fake cigarettes are ok, chances are that someone doesn't get they are fake and uses a real one.
Besides, using a fake cigarette has no benefit for anyone, so there's no harm in banning these too if it makes policing the use of real ones easier.
If that's true, why do cigarettes contribute so heavily to explosions at Russian refineries, ammunition dumps, and field bases?
Safety culture is for the weak, comrade. We die like men.
A friend of a friend worked at a plant where someone got fired for riding around on the provided bicycles with no hands and crashed.
Shit like this would also most certainly get you fired at any plant.
They get to ride bicycles at work?
This is a fairly common way to get around on various industrial sites when it's big enough.
Maybe in Yurrup. America uses golf carts, those devices designed to avoid walking on nice days on perfectly manicured greens.
Most of the world except USA*
This seems on brand haha
Adding addtional stress on top of an already stressfull enviroment for your own personal amusement is a dick move.
Working in oil tends to inherently select for people who don’t care at all about other people. If they did they wouldn’t make a career out of destroying the earth for every future human.
I currently work in a shitty industry that argubly causes considerable social harm, the main reason being I need a job as do all my colleagues. Hate the game not the player.
Nah I left immoral work and live in poverty..but at least I'm clean and honest
Hope nothing bad happens to you to where you wish you had money and agency.
I enjoy affording a place to live ¯\(ツ)/¯
While there are many such people, there are also many workers who are just as exploited by capitalism as you, and are just getting by, or work for a company that does work for oil companies from time to time and you don't get to choose what projects you're on.
As with most things, it's capitalism that needs to end in order to have much chance of mitigating climate catastrophe.
Pious much?
My point: hope you never use transportation or have to use plastic. We’re all in this together.
Can't smoke a dart in there bud
I like this guy.
I work in an oil refinery
Not for long!
David Mitchell gave up comedy TV for the refinery life?
He's such a liar
People are going to think he smokes if he keeps it up! LOL! What an absolute goof! Thanks for sharing!
Randall??
great fun in hospital oxygen tents
Just start feeding him the right, left, like bahmp, bahmp, ya had enough yet?