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[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 points 29 minutes ago

Best guess is gnar. People who say it are fucking gnarly

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 27 points 13 hours ago (4 children)
[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Maybe gear? Performance enhancing drugs that Meatheads at the gym inject into their gluteus Medius muscle but nobody talks about it because it's considered cheating but everyone's doing it?

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 17 points 11 hours ago
[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 16 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 10 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

wait, why cant i say fork?

[–] atx_aquarian@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

There's no swearing in the good place, obviously.

[–] RedStrider@lemmy.world 23 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

one does not simply walk into m*rd*r

[–] Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

I like to take an evening stroll down Murder to do some mordor.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 16 points 16 hours ago

Spineless bitch ass ad c*mpany ball fondling fucks, the lot of them.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 35 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (3 children)

I can't figure out that last word f***k this is b******t g****r

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 47 points 22 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 14 points 19 hours ago

This is the second time I've seen GWAR mentioned on Lemmy today, which isn't a lot, but it's enough to make me smile.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 18 points 22 hours ago

Oh that's nasty

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 21 hours ago
[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 9 points 21 hours ago
[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I have no idea who Hank H*ll is tho.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 1 points 3 hours ago

Sam’s br*ther?

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 28 points 22 hours ago (4 children)
[–] Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Clearly "grrr"

[–] chisel@piefed.social 67 points 22 hours ago (3 children)
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 15 points 13 hours ago

No, that's too many letters.

[–] s@piefed.world 32 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 5 points 18 hours ago

It's utterly fucked that things get subtly thrown in like this to boost engagement. Nevermind AI slop, there is so much general slop content on the internet now.

[–] s@piefed.world 6 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Pshhh this guy doesn’t remember the controversy in 1972 when 8 year old poet Gerald “Little Milton” Bostock said the word “g**r”

[–] panathea@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 21 hours ago

Probably meant g*re?

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 9 points 22 hours ago

Sure. Censor gweer, but not w*ld

[–] henfredemars@lemdro.id 8 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

They'd rather unalive us all than miss out on profits.

[–] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Quick, let's list all idiotic euphemisms due to social media. We already have

  • unalive
[–] Lenna@piefed.ca 6 points 21 hours ago

Those scary words make the investors sad. :(

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 20 hours ago

Eight words you can't say on YouTube.

[–] danny801@sh.itjust.works 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)