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[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 64 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You've misread his message. He's really trying to tell you "ANTS HELP" - your friend just needs you to recommend an exterminator.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I assumed he's in need of rest

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] sausager@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

What are you guys talking about, this is the clearest message I've ever seen

No, it means that they demand a horde of ants to come to their rescue.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
[–] headset@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Why is the word kill censored? Kill kill kill See... nothing happened.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why did you say the K-word! Now theyll

[–] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I didn't bring enough rope.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Lame ass corporate platforms ruined the Internet is what happened.

[–] Lenna@piefed.ca 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It was probably posted on Instagram or TikTok first, and they probably have some dumbass filter which hides your post if you have the word "kill" in it.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

pretty much, found it on YouTube and I found it interesting

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

do you not understand how reposts work?

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Schizophrenia.

[–] Flamekebab@piefed.social 26 points 2 days ago
[–] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

No, what you experienced is called apophenia - you see connections between things that are unrelated. Your friend is fine

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apophenia

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

When you read it backwards it spells "pleh", what could that mean?

[–] pitaya@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 day ago

Big little tongue.

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 day ago

Maximum pleh.

[–] FLP22012005@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

It's like QAnon/Pizzagate trying to find pedophiles.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 3 points 2 days ago

Oh shit, I just remembered that my friend needs help. I better send soup (I'm not good at this).