Fuck her son to establish dominance.
this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2025
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A very good friend (30 years old) is dating a woman who is approaching 60 and I just can't for the life of me understand why
At 30 he's old enough to make his own decisions...
In other words, who cares?
Maybe if you had all the lore you'd agree with me that he has Stockholm syndrome
Beat him at xbox.
"If I win I fuck your mom rough tonight"
If you win I won't slap your mother in the face with my cock after fucking her
It should've been a daughter Instead of a son
You have to act like the father figure, and best to do it in a way he can't turn down.
So pay his fucking college bills, dumbass!
If this is true, holy shit. I once dated a woman 16 years older than I was, I was 26. She had 4 kids ranging from 8, 17, 19, 20. I never attempted to parent the older 3 kids, and they never asked me my age; it was an unspoken agreement. I did parent the 8 year old. The older kids asked for my help a handful of times over the 7 years I was a part of their family, and I happily helped them and stepped up when I could. They were shocked I helped. I was like look, I'm not your parent, I'm not gonna tell you how to live your life, but you are still family and I got your back.
In retrospect, it was a pretty unhealthy relationship, but I was dumb in many ways in my 20s.
My wife is 14 years older than I am. Honestly things are great for the most part.
We have one thing you, nor the post have though: no kids. Kids would ruin this relationship honestly, but a big part of our lives is being selfish for teach, if that makes sense. But its great, wouldn't trade my woman for anything.
I was dumb in many ways in my 20s.
You're not really in your 20s if you aren't doing a certain amount of stupid bullshit
I read “She was 26” and kept trying to figure out that math because I didn’t like the answer I was coming up with. Turns out it’s just my reading comprehension that wasn’t working out.
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What should you do? Become president of France. Problem solved.
I mean, first you have to know eachother since you were 14, your parents change you schools because her comportment is being problematic but she finds you anyway... Then you can lie about being neither left nor right while pandering to the alt right, and only then you get to be president.
Very important step you missed: be scouted out by the financial elite early on, then have them groom you every step of the way.
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I've seen this on Pornhub
introduce him to your mum
It's time for a switcharoo
Because I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover, we should fuck each other's mothers
Fuck each other's moooooms! 🎶
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And that, young people, is why you should not post your photo on the internet.
Be glad that's not even something sexual.
fuck them both?
You need to establish dominance seduce him but make sure he only bottoms.
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Lay down a curfew, and enforce it by promising not to release a sex tape
Does the 21 year old need a father figure at that age? Is their biological or step-father not around? I don't see the need for the 21 year old to accept an 18 year old as a father figure since they're already an adult. Express personal boundaries but let them live their own life.
This has to be a joke. Nobody could possibly be this audacious, right? RIGHT?
Some people just live the most insane lives.
My mother used to be a teacher and at one point in her class back in the 80s she had four kids who all had the same father, but different mothers, the largest age difference between the youngest and the oldest was 5 months. He wasn't even attractive he looked like a drug addict, I don't know what the women saw in him.
He wasn't in the picture for any of them and had to pay alimony for four different kids, to four different mothers. He couldn't afford this because he was barely employed himself, and so he faked his own death. He managed to get fake passports and everything.
I don't know what the women saw in him.
I can fix him mixed with the fact that he probably broke the bed when dicking them down.
or maybe just the drugs
Grow up?
He's trying to take responsibility!
Play some catch.
Threaten to change the WiFi password until he accepts your dominance.
der Witz ist doch auch der 21-Jährige, der sich für viel reifer als der 18-Jährige hält. lacht in 55jährig
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Play catch with him
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