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[–] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Exactly what my mind was doing! 😂

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Stupid cornballing piece of shit!

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago
[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I prefer cubic for easy stacking.

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Well I have some good news!

[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 days ago

New omegamart product line?

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago
[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago
[–] planish@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

When this catches on the other meme will finally make sense.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 4 points 2 days ago

Round corn is peak 2025, narrow corn is the real OG though and future people know that

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

Pondering my corn orb.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It’s a textured anal orb.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago

It's for everyone

[–] hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

For 44.99$ or a witch toe

[–] Vespair@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

I feel like with a spherical plastic mold this could easily be made real in the same way that people do those pumpkin face molds and Buddha pears

[–] fracture@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

apparently the acquaintance of a friend of mine made this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo2sbIg-bLU

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

That's the kind of weird, unhinged shit that keeps me coming back to the Internet every day.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

But, that's worse. You see how that's worse, right?

[–] n0respect@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Gentlemen, Behold!

[–] GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 1 points 2 days ago

Not sure it's a new thing to ponder, but it certainly is something to ponder.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

It was round before.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

You can make fruit grow into certain shapes, I genuinely wonder if it’s possible to force corn to grow this way.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 1 points 2 days ago

This is going to require much contemplation and butter.

[–] notreallyhere@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago