With AI wedging its way into everything, need to have a representative of tech billionaires working the crank. Also probably some more tech billionaires peeing in various parts of the stack.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

What is Microsoft doing? Everyone was giving them a pass recently. Because they had this so called Linux subsystem. Even people I worked with were using it. And Bill Gates was curing AIDS in Africa. And building schools and mosquito nets and vaccines, but then he got divorced because he was fucking underaged girls in the epstein files.

Edit: yes I know gates doesn’t run Microsoft anymore. It’s an image thing though.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 7 points 2 hours ago

I discovered that removing Cortana also removed typing as far as windows is concerned. I could type in anything but OS controls.

I needed to reinstall "basic typing" to work again (their advice is "delete your language pack, then reinstall it, after reinstalling Cortana")

[–] tyfon@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 hours ago

Windows 11

[–] MirrorGiraffe@piefed.social 27 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

What about ImageMagick? I feel it does deserve to stay in it's own comic strip.

[–] Matty_r@programming.dev 20 points 4 hours ago

Ffmpeg is definitely in there too

[–] goatinspace@feddit.org 23 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

[–] BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 5 points 3 hours ago

Hehe. It took a dump this week too.

[–] Angelevo@feddit.nl 2 points 2 hours ago

Now add some spaceships flying into the tower!

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 67 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (3 children)

What Microsoft is doing.

Image description: Hindenberg disaster, a zeplin explodes near a metal tower.

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 4 points 2 hours ago

The difference is most passengers survived the Hindenburg

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

that's metal as fuck

[–] orockwell@lemmy.world 11 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Is Azure the zeppelin or the tower?

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 15 points 4 hours ago

The hydrogen

[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 147 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)

This is the most accurate depiction yet

But "unpaid open source developers should be in, like, 3 more places

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 16 points 6 hours ago

You forgot a couple zeroes.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 40 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)

Should definitely be that big slab right under AI instead

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 3 hours ago

Nah it should be a tall column of small ones stacked on top of each other, because if one project fails its enough to topple the whole thing.

[–] MotoAsh@piefed.social 21 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

and half the blocks above.

[–] elvith@feddit.org 8 points 6 hours ago

Let’s just say „every unmarked block, but one“?

[–] db2@lemmy.world 126 points 8 hours ago

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 89 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Why am I in this picture?

Oh… yeah… sorry about Monday again…

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 2 points 6 minutes ago

Spicy hay! nom nom

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 25 points 7 hours ago

The helpful bunny. Hello again.

[–] muhyb@programming.dev 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Terry is doing his best

[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 2 points 1 hour ago

Upvote for the Network Chuck reference.

[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 5 points 4 hours ago

Accurate

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 6 hours ago

Chefs kiss to the shark cable

[–] candyman337@lemmy.world 13 points 6 hours ago

I mean Microsoft has azure, A LOT of companies use azure

[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 25 points 7 hours ago

It's not always sharks. Sometimes it's Russian "trawler boats"

[–] StraponStratos@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 6 hours ago

Go team shark!

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 17 points 7 hours ago

A tech bro CEO cranking as hard and as fast as he can on that AI wedge apparatus ... while telling everyone 'THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!'

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 25 points 8 hours ago

[–] Verdorrterpunkt@feddit.org 12 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

My brain says the arrow goes the wrong way around if it's supposed to open more, i might just be tired though.

[–] Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 5 hours ago

No because the jack is also threaded the wrong way!

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Why oh why did you mention that.

[–] Verdorrterpunkt@feddit.org 3 points 2 hours ago

Happy to help ;)

[–] lordnikon@lemmy.world 15 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Why do I feel like this is going to become the new OSI model

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

I mean layer 1 fits (shark)

[–] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 15 points 8 hours ago

Shork goes nom