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What is Microsoft doing? Everyone was giving them a pass recently. Because they had this so called Linux subsystem. Even people I worked with were using it. And Bill Gates was curing AIDS in Africa. And building schools and mosquito nets and vaccines, but then he got divorced because he was fucking underaged girls in the epstein files.
Edit: yes I know gates doesn’t run Microsoft anymore. It’s an image thing though.
Windows 11
I discovered that removing Cortana also removed typing as far as windows is concerned. I could type in anything but OS controls.
I needed to reinstall "basic typing" to work again (their advice is "delete your language pack, then reinstall it, after reinstalling Cortana")
Now add some spaceships flying into the tower!
What about ImageMagick? I feel it does deserve to stay in it's own comic strip.
Ffmpeg is definitely in there too
Hehe. It took a dump this week too.
What Microsoft is doing.
Image description: Hindenberg disaster, a zeplin explodes near a metal tower.
The difference is most passengers survived the Hindenburg
that's metal as fuck
Is Azure the zeppelin or the tower?
The hydrogen
Accurate
This is the most accurate depiction yet
But "unpaid open source developers should be in, like, 3 more places
You forgot a couple zeroes.
Should definitely be that big slab right under AI instead
Nah it should be a tall column of small ones stacked on top of each other, because if one project fails its enough to topple the whole thing.
and half the blocks above.
Let’s just say „every unmarked block, but one“?
Why am I in this picture?
Oh… yeah… sorry about Monday again…
The helpful bunny. Hello again.
Terry is doing his best
Chefs kiss to the shark cable
I mean Microsoft has azure, A LOT of companies use azure
Go team shark!
It's not always sharks. Sometimes it's Russian "trawler boats"
A tech bro CEO cranking as hard and as fast as he can on that AI wedge apparatus ... while telling everyone 'THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!'
My brain says the arrow goes the wrong way around if it's supposed to open more, i might just be tired though.
No because the jack is also threaded the wrong way!
Why oh why did you mention that.
Happy to help ;)
Why do I feel like this is going to become the new OSI model
I mean layer 1 fits (shark)
Shork goes nom