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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 14 points 4 hours ago

What's that? You're not tired and you haven't seen anyone open their mouth big, but you read about a hypothetical person opening their mouth big? Bad news...

[–] certified_expert@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

You hit the gym and are having a good session, guess what

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

One indicator for someone being a socio/psychopath is they don't yawn when you do. It's not 100% accurate, but it can be pretty close. Catching a yawn is apparently a sign of empathy, and sociopaths don't have empathy. At least that's what I've read.

[–] python@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Can confirm, I do struggle with empathy (more in the autism way than the socio/psychopath way though) and don't really catch yawns from anyone. I will still pretend to yawn when someone else does though, because I know that not doing that will make them subconsciously wary of me

[–] besmtt@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago

I've yawned three times already reading through all these comments.

[–] oppy1984@lemdro.id 3 points 4 hours ago

This post literally made me yawn. Not because it's bad either.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 55 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

When a baby is crying on an airplane during takeoff or landing, I visibly and audibly yawn in front of them on purpose, so they catch the yawn and pop their ears.

[–] glandrid@lemmy.ca 13 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

You're supposed to stay in your seat during take off and landing. Please, remain in your seat. Why do you keep getting out of your seat and silently scream at the babies?!

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 hours ago

Who says you have to get out of your seat?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 26 points 10 hours ago

that is genius

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 7 hours ago

A yawn is a signal to regain some alertness, so when you yawn in order to become more awake, it signals your fellow life forms they might want to be alert too. 🥱

[–] AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social 30 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Apparently there isn't much consensus on what the actual reason(s) are for yawning. Apparently fish yawn though, so that's cool.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yawn

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 8 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Isn't it a social signal, apebrain talking?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Are there any other involuntary social signals?

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TownhouseGloryHole@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I do prefer to let my erection do the talking.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 1 points 3 hours ago

^ -me to the police officer who pulled me over and asked if I knew how fast I was going.

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Name checks out

[–] its_prolly_fine@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 hours ago

Solitary animals yawn too. Don't if they can catch yawns, or how to test it.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 6 hours ago

Didn't have to see anyone, I've done it twice just reading this post.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 58 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Wtf

Just reading this made me yawn.

[–] _Nico198X_@europe.pub 15 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

same! what is this WITCHERY!?1

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

oh gods dammit fuck aaaaall y'aaaaaall.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago
[–] flipflop97@discuss.tchncs.de 80 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

You're not tired, but you saw a post about yawning? Well, guess what.

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 33 points 13 hours ago

You are now yawning manually.

[–] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 11 points 13 hours ago

You saw an animal open their mouth big? Have fun.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago

Got to make everyone tired so they don't get you while you sleep.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 12 hours ago

I saw someone recently yawn at a zoom meeting, and I thought "rule."