PopcornPrincess

Sorry, maliciousness was not my intention. I recently had a major hormonal change, and humor is my coping mechanism so it’s just me poking fun at my situation I suppose.

My skinny millennial butt can’t say no to a pair of jeggings, bottom right please. I like mom jeans also..

Yeah I was worried about spontaneous combustion in my sleep also. I wonder if those people were just smokers who dozed off with a cig in bed.

thanks queen 🤘

Poor bub is missing condiments.

I don’t like mascara, but still want my lashes to curl so I curl them after I shower then put on moisturizer. It holds the curl all day, no mascara needed. Side note lightly moisturizing right after a shower works wonders for my skin (along with drinking plenty of water).

We didn’t cross the border, the border crossed us.

That joke was sharp. ._. hehehe

Boys will be boys. Amirite?

What’s it say? Don’t leave us hanging..

There is a store in the US called CVS. The “cvs guy” is the cashier/worker.

Yeah enlighten us, @[email protected]