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nope, he's bi

he raped women

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 48 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Just some context:

Trump's (and Roger Stone's) political mentor was notorious mob lawyer and gay homophobe Roy Cohn, whose death by AIDS was dramatized in the acclaimed 90s play Angels in America.

Cohn, and conservatives in general, always denied that he was gay, rationalizing that he only enjoyed sexually dominating young blonde men. That wasn't the same as being gay. Okaaaay...

Bottom line is that at the time of their mentorship with Cohn, both Trump and Stone were young blonde men.

Do with this information what you will.

[–] Gnugit@aussie.zone 1 points 36 minutes ago

This could also explain the diapers.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 3 hours ago

No they don't.

Gay people generally have taste.

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

It’s not that he’s gay, it’s that he’s tacky and rich.

No matter. He's a POS, pedo is more important.

[–] fittedsyllabi@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

He’s definitely a Proud Boy.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 12 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

He hates Hillary so much because Bill married her.

[–] Devconsole@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 hours ago

Y'all can do better than this. 0 stars.

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 37 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Feels like I'm back in the early aughts with all the homophobia and tired, moronic gay stereotypes in this thread.

Fuck everything about all of this.

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

So an lgbt person is not allowed to make these jokes about a man who has treated the lgbt like enemies?

Cause if a homophobe is gonna get mad cause I called him a cocksucker, im gonna happily keep calling him that just to piss him off

[–] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

Fucking right

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[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago
[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Has anyone ever encountered the concept of Bisexuality on this website?

Also I don't think he paints his living spaces in Gold because he's queer. I think he does it because he's an arsehole who wants to appear like a Pre-revolution French Monarch or Middle Eastern Dictator. He's extra in that sense and queer in the sense he has no picture in his Grindr profile and randomly sends twinks dick pics when he's not on the Deep web.

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I start to get tired of these jokes, if they are jokes at all. What's to get from them, with them? While I don't think it hurts his base at all, it does occupy others and stirs some of them wrong. Like that meme playing into the stereotype of gay people being grotesque and shallow movie-esque characters. Playing with that bone thrown to non-believers is not productive, even Epsteing files are irrelevant because him sucking off Clinton or diddling kids in the past does nothing to his current reign, destruction of economy, mass imprisonment. He can eat a cock, a pussy, or shoot a person on Main St., but nevertheless the damage he does right now, his cult and his friendly elites are what really matters. His supposed blowjob is a nothing-burger, but also a cutting board to break lemmy-like communities around how homophobic these, present assumptions are, and they do sound ill-biased.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 hours ago

Man, imagine being Bill Clinton. He may become the first person to get two different presidents impeached because he got a blow job.

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 14 points 8 hours ago

And the dick sucking

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago
[–] Bloodyhog@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

In my experience gay people usually have a better taste, not this shallow, birdlike love for shiny things. Still a freak!

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 76 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

Liberace was great on the piano. Sucked on the organ.

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[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 118 points 13 hours ago (7 children)

I thought gay people were supposed to have good taste

[–] huppakee@piefed.social 7 points 5 hours ago

I am gay, i have great taste. I consider myself in the know enough to inform you not all gay people have good taste. Some have no taste. Some have bad taste. Some have really bad taste. There is this bias thing going on where you only notice the times your belief is confirmed. And yes, many people with great taste are gay. But there are exceptions. Some people with great taste aren't even the slightest bit gay. Not sure about Trump though. I consider him someone who definitely has a taste. And all the gold is quite gay. The amount of gold in his penthouses is so extreme it must be some sort of kink. It's beyond overcompensation. Him being gay would explain a lot.

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 11 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Please stop stereotyping us like this. We are not all a bunch of fucking Queer Eye characters.

[–] psoul@lemmy.world 2 points 39 minutes ago

Omg I hated that show… I’d like that saw the bit in Queer as Folk that was amazing at being super critical of commercializing gayness and they decided to make a show out of it like β€œwait, but what if we could actually make a shit ton of money off of stereotypes?”

[–] ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

That's fine, but having heard so many times from openly gay people statements like the following, and I quote,

"Gay."

"That is SO gay."

"Gay."

"Gay!"

"Oh. Yeah. Gay."

. . . you have to accept that at a certain level of commentary, the call is coming from inside the house.

TL;DR: I don't know what looks gay because I am some self-proclaimed cis-het expert on gayness; I know what might look gay because I was personally tutored by obviously authentic experts in the field. Just sayin.

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 1 points 24 minutes ago

Gay folks can be edgy shitheads too, though. I would not let any of my queer friends get away with using the word "gay" as a pejorative. I'm not asking that you push back against them, just understand why I choose to do even if you don't.

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[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 25 points 10 hours ago

He even got the most enthusiastic beard he could find

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

We just have to accept it! Trump is our first LGBTQ president. He just happens to be the closeted kind. So at every moment where their secret could come out, they double it down on lies and deception. Not everyone is like that, but I can see why. I've heard that Hitler was also a gay person.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexuality_of_Adolf_Hitler

And I heard on NPR last night that he had a micropenis and undecended testicles. This doesn't make you or anyone a bad person at all. What is relevant is that we're all suffering due to the personal suffering and vendettas that some random asshole has.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Wasn't Abram Lincoln suspected of being a lil' bit gay?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Possibly?

Well I got down voted. But this might be an unfortunate truth and we're missing it. Trump is at least bisexual if he's giving blow jobs on the side. And he obviously doesn't want us all to know about it.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Oh, here's an upvote, friend. At least you're now breaking even. πŸ˜…

Also, if he's bisexual, I'm not claiming him. I'm also disowning Alex Jones, who is possibly bisexual and into swinging.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 2 hours ago

Alright sounds good.

I'm looking forward to someone at some point taking a photo or video at the decisive moment when orange man realizes he is truly gay, unique and the president of the God damn United States. As a gay or bisexual man he could unify the country and truly make America great again (assuming he's fucked it up real good so far, which is a good assumption). Please be bi! Please be bi! Please come out as bi! He's got 3 more years as president and just possibly just a handful more as a human bean. He has the potential to uplift us instead of antagonize us. All he has to do is realize he's gay or bisexual and tell us all about it after he pardons himself again for abusing underaged people.

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

I found a photo of him at the weekly meeting of the β€œfellated bill clinton” support group. Trump is the only one who misses that Arkansas sausage.

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