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[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 44 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Well too bad. He did it for the country.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

He sucked Clinton's huge cock undercover! He was there to look for..err...to look after barely legal people who were like minded. Or taken forcefully or otherwise probably.

[–] Armand1@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Funnily enough we have a similar potential situation in the UK, some people have been pushing for our prime minister (president equivalent) to step down and be replaced by Wes Streeting.

Wes Streeting is a gay man who is currently the Secretary for Health and Social Care, and is widely hated by the LGBTQ community for being transphobic, which is especially bad for someone who has control over trans health care, and has been effectively making it worse.

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wes Fucking Streeting? He's even more right-wing than Starmer!

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago

That's exactly the wrong direction to go.

Clearly Labour will be all over it.

[–] s@piefed.world 23 points 2 days ago

(Allegedly)

[–] guy@piefed.social 5 points 2 days ago
[–] village604@adultswim.fan 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Someone forgot about Lincoln.

[–] kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] village604@adultswim.fan 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Abraham Lincoln was a homosexual.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I was always under the impression he was bi, but in love with a man. That said, regardless he cared deeply for his wife (as often happened in lavender marriages).

There's also Buchanan who never married in a time period where a successful man refusing to marry was a choice with implications

[–] kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] village604@adultswim.fan 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lincoln had a habit of sharing his bed with men for extended periods of time.

[–] kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 2 days ago

Yeah, and not even in a "that's a thing men did back then" way. Sharing beds wasn't uncommon, but it was usually more like them crashing with you for a few days. He shared a bed with a "roommate" for like 4 years.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago

You know, all of the twenty first century so far in the US could be someone mucking around with a monkey paw.

...Or a time machine.

[–] Karl@literature.cafe 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I don't understand. Is it a joke or did he actually..?

Where did people get this from?

And more importantly...... what did it look like for the blown guy? I can't imagine. I just can't imagine. I don't wanna. What noises did he make? Ew. Ewww.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago

Importance: High

Peak comedy.

[–] Karl@literature.cafe 2 points 2 days ago

That's crazy. I would like to see Ben Shapiro defend him on this.

[–] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

There was a mention of Trump “blowing Bubba” in the latest Epstein files release.

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I was ready to dismiss it all as a joke, but Epstein's brother came out and said it wasn't about Clinton... But, pointedly, did NOT say it wasn't about a blowjob.

So while I'm pretty sure he didn't suck off old Bill, it's potentially true that he did give someone a blow job.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well, the other option we know of is ol' Ghisl's horse, which is arguably worse/better.

[–] Karl@literature.cafe 3 points 2 days ago

Or even worse, a child

[–] Karl@literature.cafe 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I've never heard that nickname. Could it be given to a girl?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Theoretically, but it would be more masc than her going by "daddy". Also extremely southern. The sorta girl who always dreamed of marrying a belle.

[–] Mercury@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

It's obviously shorthand for blowing Hubba Bubba bubble gum. Pack it up, nothing to see here. /s

[–] Tracaine@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I got it from the book fair. I'm sure there's other places to get that book but that's where I got my copy: scholastic book fair.

[–] d0nkey@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

Talk to the hand

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 3 points 2 days ago (3 children)

No wait!! poof, all of maga is replaced by lgbtq+ community but doing the same things

Make America Gay Again

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Ah a real Israel situation.

Seriously though, Israel is the main reason I haven't become an advocate for a queer nation in recent years.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Replaced? A huge chunk of them are already gay.