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[–] db2@lemmy.world 103 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They've got nothing on that hacker at 127.0.0.1 that fucker has all my files!

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 48 points 4 days ago (1 children)

But have you tried that address 255.255.255.255?

I hear it's the Master Key to the Internet...

[–] TwilightKiddy@programming.dev 33 points 4 days ago

Stop teaching people how to scream, please.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 61 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I never raised any eyebrows at IPs like these in movies and on TV. It's just internet equivalent of fictitious phone numbers always containing 555.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 37 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Yeah by using out-of-bounds numbers they avoid accidentally listing legitimate values who might get upset or free advertising

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They could just use IPv6. Legitimately values or not no one is going to understand them, much less get upset by them.

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The attack was coming from ::1

Or if that's too unbelievable, fe80:: has some scary implications while also not likely to ever be a real device.

[–] exu@feditown.com 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You can also use 200::/7. It's been deprecated since 2004

[–] flowers_galore2@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 4 days ago

Nice rabbithole, thanks

[–] Kushan@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

There are already several reserved IP ranges for this kind of purpose, like 198.51.100.0/24 or 203.0.113.0/24.

[–] SomeRandomNoob@discuss.tchncs.de 75 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Probably intentional. There are enough stupid people in the World who would try funky things if those IPs where real.

[–] TwilightKiddy@programming.dev 34 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Could have just used class E addresses, at least then it would look intentional insead of brainless.

[–] cmnybo@discuss.tchncs.de 33 points 4 days ago (3 children)

There are several IP address ranges reserved specifically for documentation and examples such as 192.0.2.0/24 and 2001:db8::/32. That's what they should have used.

[–] kungen@feddit.nu 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's cooler to use 172.16.0.0/12 because everyone just sees "192" and thinks it's part of 192.168.0.0/16.

[–] cmnybo@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 4 days ago

That's a for LAN use. The other IPv4 example ranges are 198.51.100.0/24, 203.0.113.0/24 and 233.252.0.0/24.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 4 points 4 days ago

I don't think the movie was trying to teach you any It skill

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What is that scary shit that starts with '2001'?

[–] flowers_galore2@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 4 days ago

A Space Odyssey

Also IPv6 public addresses.

[–] guillem@aussie.zone 13 points 4 days ago

The Klondike 5 of IP addresses.

[–] mack@lemmy.sdf.org 34 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] SteveTech@aussie.zone 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Fun fact: there actually is an IP version 5, and the reason we went from v4 to v6.

[–] probable_possum@leminal.space 43 points 4 days ago (2 children)

See? The ipv4 pool isn't exhausted yet. 3 quarters are still unassigned.:)

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Almost ¾ of each 8-bit part! That's about 230x of the current space!

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 days ago

Oh nice those 40 bit addresses, just what we needed to spice up our IPv4 and IPv6 dual stack world

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 18 points 4 days ago (3 children)

This is beginner level IT-TV mishap.

Wanna see something truly ridiculous? How about two ~~girls~~ hackers one keyboard?

[–] Hasherm0n@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

There's a great interview somewhere with the writers of one of these shows talking about how they knew this was shit and they had unofficial competitions with other shows to constantly one up each other on the stupidity.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 4 points 4 days ago

This is entirely believable.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 4 points 4 days ago

I used to watch that show and it was always full of this sort of master hacker bs and I loved it - for a while.

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

This clip has I'm pretty sure the worst audio of all time, and not quality, were talking pure decisions. That sound has got to go, that's how you make vigilantes

[–] sobriquet@aussie.zone 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What tv show/movie is this from?

[–] dave@feddit.uk 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It’s from FUBAR. I think they took the show’s name as a general directive.

[–] sobriquet@aussie.zone 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Thank you, kind stranger! I put that one on my “to watch” list a while ago, but never got around to it. Guessing from your comment I possibly dodged a bullet?

[–] dave@feddit.uk 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Those IP addresses were about the most believable thing in that episode. It’s occasionally amusing nonsense, requires about 1% concentration, and if you fall asleep in one episode and wake up in the next, you won’t need to reach for the remote.

[–] sobriquet@aussie.zone 1 points 2 days ago

1% concentration is sometimes a stretch! 🤣 maybe I won’t completely rule it out, but I at least know what state of mind to be in if/when I watch it! Thanks.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago

Could also be considered an insider joke meant for the technical audience.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I love those cyber UI mockups in TV shows.

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Not a single mouse, cursor or command line in sight, but somehow they always type 84 letters per second, and get a flashy UI with animation, 3D models spinning, moving, zooming and morphing, or at the very least windows popping up and doing various stuff.

Just like in real life.

[–] dave@feddit.uk 2 points 2 days ago

Not like the good old days.