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[–] just_another_person@lemmy.world 115 points 4 days ago (4 children)
[–] IronpigsWizard@lemmy.world 51 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Yeah, he probably doesn't like the new potential nickname of, "Commander Cock in Throat"....which would tie in so nicely to the NFL's Commanders potentially naming the stadium after him now...😂

[–] lando55@lemmy.zip 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Blow-TUS

El BJ

Head of State

Heinrich Hummer

The Deep Throat Dictator

Brojobber General

I can keep going

[–] Neon_Carnivore@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] lando55@lemmy.zip 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Pol-smoker Pot

Chubba Bubba

Cum-mander in Chief

Bukkake One

Mao Tse-Tongue

The Gulpin' Gipper

Bubba-Cum Blimp

[–] Curmuffin@fedia.io 4 points 4 days ago
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

We need the official national spelling for blow job noises.

Is it "Gluck Gluck Gluck"!? At least we can celebrate our first gay bisexual president.

[–] I_Jedi@lemmy.today 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Japan has you covered on that one. The correct spelling for the sound of a blow job is ちゅぱちゅぱ, which in English sounds like "chupa chupa".

[–] ViperActual@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago

Jfc the lollipops are the first thing that comes to mind

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] I_Jedi@lemmy.today 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You might look at certain Spanish products differently.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 4 days ago

Care for some chupa chups?

...hello ma'am, I need to give chupa chups to my friend. I do it under the table so nobody can see. Yes he totally enjoys all the chupa chups I give him. He likes the balls but usually keeps the stick in his mouth even after there's no more juice left.

[–] IronpigsWizard@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

This day in history:

On 11/15/25, Lemmy user, "altphoto" accidentally created a new chant/noise that would become associated with anti-trump protests for years to follow.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

President Lewinsky

If he ever wears a stained navy suit...

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 49 points 4 days ago (2 children)

any negativity that comes to him is like more than 10x deserved at this point.

he's got a karma debt that quite frankly uneases entire timelines.

[–] Kushan@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He will never receive enough justice for all the shit he's done.

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He won't live long enough to serve all the prison time he deserves

[–] Kushan@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Exactly. If even a sliver of what the Epstein lot is true, he could have been imprisoned when he was 20 and it wouldn't be enough time.

More than....the man fucking weaponized the corona virus against his own people--incompetantly-- and now he's kidnapping them, too. Yeah, I'd put that slightly over 10x.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 16 points 4 days ago

Hey, I think his hero Hitler had a reasonable way out of his own personal dilemma...

[–] tgcoldrockn@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Bill Clinton leaned back, spread his legs, and guided Trump's crown using his golden locks as a reins. However, due to the locks anchoring mostly to the right side of his head, Trump gives angled head, a suck-on-a slant of sorts....which sparks joy upon Bill's now fully mouthed over rod. Alluring asymmetrical blowy, sultry sax sweetening the Musked air, as two heads of state become two heads in sync. Like a hot orange creamsicle, seems like something is trickling down alright, and this time, its not the economy.

[–] massacre@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

Yah... that's enough internet for me for the day.

[–] volvoxvsmarla@sopuli.xyz 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Did you just... write an erotica piece about Trump and Clinton?

[–] tgcoldrockn@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It just sort of... came over me.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Look, just ease off on ruining creamsicles for what's left of the span of time

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 4 points 4 days ago

I normally don't kink shame, but I'm going to shame the hell out of this kink lmao

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm not sure whether to give you a medal, or assemble the townfolk and hand out torches and pitchforks.

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago

Hand out torches and pitchforks, but also take the medal.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago

Donald Trump played bill's favourite notes on his saxophone.

Or he sucked a horse's dick.

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Fukken savedddd

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

Guys, the guy sucked a grown man's dick... Its not like he sexually assaulted... Wait... It's not like he raped kids... O... It's not like he makes fun of the mentally disabled people... Shit!

[–] Curmuffin@fedia.io 19 points 4 days ago (5 children)

A modern politician by this point would have someone heading up a crisis management team, and a team leader setting out a unified strategy who is laser-focused on executing. I get that Wolff is saying that no one wants to be "responsible" but it's baffling to me that Trump (or someone who needs his political stock to remain high) hasn't at least brought in someone outside the admin to handle this. Trump used to be surrounded by fixers--is he so hobbled that no one is willing to take this on?

[–] MisterOwl@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The orange-painted baboon doesn't need to handle anything. The Republican party is now perfectly okay with child-raping pedophiles, if they weren't already. That's what they are. That's how cults work.

[–] aceshigh@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

They were always ok with it - it’s always been part of their value system.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Yep, the headline is silly, he's just going to carry on with his usual schtick and also torpedo MTG as much as possible. I don't think his strategy runs deeper than that.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

someone heading up a crisis management team

Rudy Gulianni has his own problems this time...

[–] thirdBreakfast@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Time to book another press conference at that landscaping company.

[–] Newsteinleo@infosec.pub 4 points 4 days ago

All his fixers went to jail, no one wants to be the next fixer to get thrown under a bus

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[–] Steve@startrek.website 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Trump had sex with Bill Clinton you say?

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 28 points 4 days ago (2 children)

That depends on what your definition of sex is

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[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Why is no one going after wolff? He clearly knew about the pedo ring and covered for epstein.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago
[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago

Yet he still lives

[–] crandlecan@mander.xyz 3 points 4 days ago
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