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[–] DundasStation@lemmy.ca 227 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 56 points 1 week ago

It would almost make Trump's political career worth it.

[–] Tidesphere@lemmy.world 148 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Oh hey Maga was right

Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 68 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I don’t think anybody who pays attention is surprised about that.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 53 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I like to think I'm moderately informed, but never in a million years did I think Trump giving Bill Clinton a blowjob would be in the Epstein files.

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[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 143 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

EDIT: to the downvoter, I completely understand.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Don't ignore the sound 😷

[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] null@piefed.nullspace.lol 90 points 1 week ago (3 children)

He does love a Big Beautiful Bill.

[–] s@piefed.world 79 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Honestly how bad must Hillary’s head game be if you’re not sated by Lewinsky and you find yourself going to Trump instead

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

Or how good is Trump's deepthroat game?

[–] certified_expert@lemmy.world 73 points 1 week ago (5 children)

What's the reference? (preparing myself for some "normal" 2025 shit)

[–] CelloMike@lemmy.world 113 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Trump mayyyy have sucked Clinton off on Epstein's island, according to the new email release...

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 113 points 1 week ago (10 children)
[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

How is it known that Bubba is Clinton?

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

People are just speculating, there's no proof. But Bill Clinton did have the nickname Bubba

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 78 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wait so Billy Blowjob has been sitting on this nugget of truth? He single handedly could have prevented his second term if he just told the truth about another BJ?

[–] bran_buckler@lemmy.world 125 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Could you imagine the 2016 election between Hillary and Trump, where Hillary’s husband comes out to say that he got a blowjob from the other candidate? That would have been wild!

[–] West_of_West@piefed.social 29 points 1 week ago

I choked on air cackling at this thought

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[–] paultimate14@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is exactly why I'm wondering if "Bubba" could be referring to someone else. Maybe not a celebrity.

Heck, could be a giant novelty dildo. Or a dog.

Or Ghislaine Maxwell's horse

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 69 points 1 week ago (2 children)

People arguing about the "pee tapes" while Putin could be sitting on something way juicier

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I didn't think Putin was on Epstein's island? And please don't refer to it as "juicy" ew

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 36 points 1 week ago (7 children)
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[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Doesn't have to actually be on the island to acquire the pictures.

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[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 32 points 1 week ago

Importance: High

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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 51 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Epstein email asking if Putin had pics of Trump blowing "Bubba", which was one of Bill Clinton's nicknames

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Not just "photos", it's "the photos" emphasis on the which sounds uff much more real.

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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 58 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Time to clean my balls Don.

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[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Please expose these pics Putin, wtf are you waiting for?

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 57 points 1 week ago (2 children)

As Bezos demonstrated, if the pics are exposed, you have no power over the people in the pics.

[–] SpicyLengthiness@lemmy.ca 58 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Same reason why, if someone blackmails you with a pic or vid, just let them release it. They likely won't. But who cares. If my friends and family see a webcam vid of me furiously masturbating, that's probably more damaging to them, than me. I'd just own it.

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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Clinton is a maniac! he will let literally anyone suck his dick

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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

what Clinton is going to do? come out and say "I did not have sexual relationships with that man, Mr Trump"

[–] s@piefed.world 44 points 1 week ago

“Do you, the people, really believe that Donald Trump would have sexual relations with an adult?”

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 week ago
[–] baconsunday@lemmy.zip 34 points 1 week ago
[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bill Clinton has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I did not have sexual relations with that man, Donald Trump - Bill Clinton 2025

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[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So the P tapes Putin has as leverage over the orange cancer is actually P(enis) not P(ee)! 🤯 Putin has photos of drumpf blowing Clinton! It makes so much fucking sense! All the hatred drumpf has for Hillary, his fear of Putin, how he knew how to fellate that poor microphone!

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[–] Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago
[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Uniparty? More like Lemon Party

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