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[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 46 points 9 months ago (4 children)

I don’t believe that’s organic or whole wheat.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 30 points 9 months ago (3 children)

By 'aged' they mean left sitting on the counter overnight.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Cheese is aged by default, and as long as there's some real milk in it, its somewhat organic.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 12 points 9 months ago

Organic in the chemical sense of carbon based...

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Well, fresh mozzarella not so aged. At all really.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 9 months ago

I use mature cheddar on mine

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

If it's more than a week old, it's aged.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

That’s the best age for pizza!

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Also, cheese is not aged milk.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 9 months ago

You can easily buy wholemeal flour, it just costs a lot more than plain white flour. At least it does here. I recently ground up some rolled oats in a spice grinder to make crackers, along with a bit of sourdough starter. Worked out ok (and cheaper than wheat flour) but the dough I got from oats was pretty heavy and thick.

[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

It contains at least one whole wheat.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 points 9 months ago

It might, but far more likely it's white flour

[–] ChokingHazard@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago

It’s not inorganic… seems pretty organic to me.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 29 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Pizza typically contains almost every food group. Grain, vegetable, meat, dairy, salt, cholesterol, and microplastics. It does not usually contain candy however.

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

It does not usually contain candy however.

There's a market to look into then.

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 24 points 9 months ago (3 children)

This is why I roll my eyes at people who talk about how healthy honey is. Like sure it's better for you than sugar for very minute reasons, but at the end of the day, it's still sugar. But you know... honey is "natural". Marketing is a helluva drug.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Sugar is also natural. 🤷‍♂️

Technically, even high-fructose corn syrup is natural. It's just the natural sugar in corn, extracted and concentrated.

[–] ezterry@lemmy.zip 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

While many sources of fructose naturally and no reason to think they behave differently than HFCS, high fructose corn syrup to my knowledge uses enzymes to convert glucose to fructose to raise the percentage. (And then re-add corn syrup to adjust the fructose/glucose to a desired ratio)

How much healthier a simple syrup (sugar split into a 50% glucose and 50% fructose) vs a 60/40 fructose/glucose HFCS is very debatable..

Really just hates it when you buy something without sugar/HFCS and find it had artificial sweeteners instead.. When I wanted no additional sweeteners. looks at canned fruit in cabinet

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 3 points 9 months ago

The fake sugar garbage has gotten out of hand. I had to start making my own granola because most of the granola had fake sugar in it. I'm glad I did tho. I can make it with whatever I want in it and no one can stop meeeeeee!

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Technically, even morphine is natural. It's just the natural opioid in poppies, extracted and concentrated.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 9 months ago

I ferment my honey and it certainly makes me feel good.

[–] themachinestops@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I wouldn't compare Honey with sugar, at least honey has some benefit compared to sugar.

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2095754825000195

It is just as bad as sugar, but you need less of it since it is sweeter.

[–] 69420@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] Allero@lemmy.today 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'd rather not taste your nut

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 9 months ago
[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I just had one about 20 minutes ago. 10/10

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 points 9 months ago

Did you make one for David Amram?

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

In the same spirit: "I'm a 2nd degree vegetarian because I only eat meat from herbivores"

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 9 months ago

Kinda how first degree royalty is a Hapsberg, or a 3rd degree twice removed felony is politics?