this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2025
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[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 150 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm just impressed by how clean that fridge was before they murdered a tiny person in there.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I think that's the very bottom underneath the drawer. Would never come into contact with items

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 65 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh, no, that's the dirtiest place of all.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Interesting, it's immaculate in my fridge. Maybe depends on the design?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mine is covered in dog hair and semen.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why is the semen loose in the fridge

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Free range.

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 32 points 1 week ago

That's where the green post-vegetable liquid lives.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago

Was the fridge bought last week? It's looks way too clean and white to be used fridge.

[–] plateee@piefed.social 35 points 1 week ago

My first thought didn't go to Kubrick.

[–] Mellow12@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Seriously? How many accounts do you need?

[–] cm0002@europe.pub 44 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ at least 2

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 week ago

I thought it was frightening enough to imagine there were as much accounts for cm0001, but the horror that paralyzed me was the vision of this person going all through cm0000 to cm9999. At this point, they may stand up and say: I'm the Fediverse. And cm all over our comment threads.

[–] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Mellow12@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I don’t know 21 day old account TommyJohnsFishSpot. Are you cm0002?

[–] ThisSeriesIsFalse@lemmy.ca 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

We are all cm0002 on this blessed day.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 18 points 1 week ago

I am all cm0002 on this blessed day.

[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

Speak for yourself

[–] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't we all have a little cm0002 in us?

[–] sniggleboots@europe.pub 17 points 1 week ago

Not until they buy me dinner first

[–] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 11 points 1 week ago

Take your meds.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Is the password reset bug fixed yet?

When I signed up, if you ever forgot your password then you had to just make a new account... everytime.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 9 points 1 week ago

I'm sorry Dave I can't have milk plus and some ultra V.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

LOL! NGL, that does look like a still from a Kubrick movie.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago

The red, red betrootieru spread across my fridgey-widgey