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Why am I in this photo?
i'm tagging you as "admitted to wearing mid-calf black socks with sandals and cargo pants at the same time"
Those are not thigh-highs.

ironically Debian is the straightest OS, it's named after the creator and his girlfriend who became his wife and he had kids with
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_Murdock
He named Debian after his then-girlfriend (later wife) Debra Lynn Roundy, and himself.[4] They later married, had three children, and divorced in January 2008.[5]
Although obviously, straight people can make things for lesbians/lesbians can use things made by straight people (and they often do!)
EDIT : I missed the obvious joke : Debian > ebian > (L)e(s)bian(s)
LMDE:

Gentoo requires you to grow the cotton, process it, and then knit the thigh-highs yourself
that's linux from scratch
Nah, it's both of them. The difference is, Gentoo gives you a cotton gin and a loom.
damnit, ordered the wrong color socks AGAIN. Wish the arch wiki would have this documented.
Arch comes without socks by default. It's up to you which ones you ~~install~~ buy.

Ubuntu
EndeavourOS. Not the easiest to find.


Those legs look weak. What Linux is this?

That's just straight up Unix, the mother of it all.
Arch looking so hot rn
I use peasant arch btw
Ankle socks for you
As someone who is firmly in the greybeard mould, I ain't shaving my legs for this.

Mint
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