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[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Is it bad that I don’t really care as long as the car doesn’t stink?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 27 points 2 weeks ago

Fart city in there

[–] Inaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

I appreciate you.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh, it will absolutely stink.

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

stinks of BO and old fast food

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 6 points 2 weeks ago

I guarantee you there's rotting food in the back somewhere.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago

If your friend's car looks like this, check on them. When my car was that bad it's because my mental health was in the gutter.

[–] mormund@feddit.org 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Had the opposite situation with a colleague. Told us his car was a mess, expected this. But he had the cleanest, most pristine, old Mercedes I have ever seen.

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Those are the two types of people. Overly anal about cleaning, or overly dirty pile of trash in need of anal. I don't make the rules I just follow them

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 14 points 2 weeks ago

On one hand, I have adhd and depression, and my parents definitely have at least depression. So I'm used to messes everywhere up to and including not seeing the floor for a week or more at a time.

On the other hand, I feel bad when someone gets in my car and I have to move one or two items off the seat.

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Are you trying to say you don’t drive a landfill?

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

"Mommy can we go to the landfill?", "We have a landfill at home" The home - True story

Sorry for the formatting I don't know how to fix it

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

This is some Microsoft Word tier layout gore and I love it

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Hurry, please, you're not the only Uber rider I have today!

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've seen this a lot with work cars and/or with people who work construction. Tbh my own car needs weekly cleaning not to resemble this because during the week you're just too tired to give a shit or clean it in the evening

[–] The_v@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

My work truck looks like this most days. I spent 4-6 hours per day driving in remote areas/off-road.

I have more sensitive gear and equipment I need for my job in the back seat The bed is also usually full of equipment that is not as sensitive.

I keep a cooler full of water and several boxes of granola bars inside.

So whenever I fill up the tank, I spend a few minutes tossing trash out of the truck. It's the only way I have found to keep the pile of mess somewhat under control.

Once I year I clear out the truck and have it detailed to start fresh on the dirt buildup.

[–] BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Could be worse, there's a couple cars I've seen around town that look like this. Literally only room for the driver, but visibility is gonzo

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Walk then 🤨

[–] Iceman@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

You know me, you know what you where going into.

[–] PacMan@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Man 90s GM right there. Takes me back so hard

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I curb this by keeping a paper grocery bag behind the passenger seat and replace it when it gets halfway.

Also just emptying it completely every oil change (3 months). Backbacks, boxes, bags, umbrellas, jackets, hats or anything random gets removed.

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

is it just me or i can't stand a dirty car?

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago

I always keep my cars spotless. Slightly scented, never more than a little dusty, some dirt on the carpets but nothing more.

Now my home, on the other hand. That's a fucking pigsty.

[–] Desistance@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I don't like being called out like this

[–] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world -1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

are you doing okay man

yknow our environment tends to reflect our mental health and whatnot

[–] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If cars were supposed to be clean they'd come with a bin.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Very few things "come with" a bin. Houses don't. You generally have to buy one.

Yeah, but all houses come with a trash corner.

[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Here's the thing, most do altough they're small.

[–] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've legit never seen one in a car unless you're referring to the cup holders.

[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They are seperate from the cup holders usually in a drawer. I have seen this in a mazda mpv, opel signum, opel astra J, ford galaxy and so on.

[–] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They are both trash cans and ashtrays they are just a drawer or box that can be filled. I do not see the functional difference in all those cars they weren't used as ash trays because smoking in the car makes the car smell like guess what, cigarettes.

[–] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's just a left over from when people absolutely did smoke in their cars. And that 12 volt socket in the dashboard used to come preloaded with a cigarette lighter. Cars back in the 90s were fucking rank.

[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

I know I have burned my finger on a car cigarette lighter.